What’s in a weird name?

1: What are Petya and WannaCry? A: Child care centers floating IPOs B: New Tenderloin bars C: Rappers feuding with Drake D: Ransomware disrupting major companies

2: What’s the profile of Californians who took now-legal life-ending drugs? A: Poor women in rest homes B: White and college educated C: Young and physically active D: Undocumented immigrants 3: What’s the reason California is barring state business trips to Texas, Alabama, Kentucky and South Dakota? A: All allow no-rules fracking B: Strict laws on abortion going into effect C: Each has passed restrictions on LGBT rights

D: Golden Gate Bridge drivers from the states aren’t paying tolls

4: Gov. Brown signed a bill that pretty much demolishes what state agency? A: Fish and Wildlife because so few people hunt or fish any more B: Board of Equalization due to overspending and scandals C: Department of Forestry since the drought killed off so many trees D: Division of Safety of Dams since Oroville experts flunked

5: German leader Angela Merkel announced a surprise. What is it? A: She’s going after big employer Volkswagen for its smog-cheating software

B: Same-sex marriage is now fine by her C: Her country is pulling out of NATO D: Ban on U.S. immigrants 6: What’s so special about a new San Francisco bookstore? A: Carries only 250 books, all staff picks B: Just bodice-ripper romances C: Actually no books at all, solely e-books & Kindles

D: All clerks freshly shaved