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Barry Bonds was the key to the Giants building a new ballpark. Same with Jim Harbaugh and the 49ers. Is that what it takes to stir up enough interest to build a new venue: a weirdly wired dude with genius-level skills who makes his team riveting theater? If so, the A’s have no chance. Unless Reggie Jackson can still turn on a fastball.

I give Bob Myers five more years as Warriors’ general manager. Not that Myers is too soft to endure the relatively rocky times that will follow the current glorious run. He’s tougher than he might look. But GM is a brutal, 24/7 job, thankless in hard times, and Myers is a family man with a worldview.

Bill Russell, to a gaggle of Hall of Fame centers at the recent NBA Awards show: “I would kick your ass.” Look, Russell was a phenomenal player and competitor, but put him on the Chicago Bulls or Detroit Pistons and he’s not rocking 11 rings right now.

I’ll say this about Russell: As a combo with coach Red Auerbach, nobody will ever touch them for arrogance and condescens­ion.

If you think Stephen Curry is overpaid, who should get the cash you’d like to take away from Steph? Joe Lacob and Peter Guber? In the seven years they have owned the team, ownership has raked in an average of $307 million per

year just on the rising value of the franchise. By that standard, Curry is crazy underpaid.

NBA owners, in private, must give thanks to Donald Sterling, the rising tide of effluent that lifted all boats.

Dallas linebacker Damien Wilson was busted in Frisco, Texas, after celebratin­g the Fourth by intentiona­lly backing his pickup into a woman, then brandishin­g his rifle to threaten a man. How ’bout them Cowboys!

I bet people in Frisco, Texas, get mad if you call their city San Francisco.

Julia Hawkins, age 101, set an age-group record in the 100-yard dash, 39.62. Do we really need the two decimal places? Was it a photo finish?

I am encouraged. I believe I could run a 39-flat 100 right now, and if I can simply maintain that level of speed for a few decades, I can own a WR!

Hawkins plans to run one more race. She said, “You only have so many 100-yard dashes left.” To which her 100-yearold pals said, “Shut up, Julia.”

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