Lily Janiak’s pick
If you watch pornography for the narrative development, one of the first things you notice is how quickly characters surmount their obstacles (which might lead you to the wild hypothesis that pornography can be unrealistic). But there’s something especially goofy about the central complication of the 1978 porno “Debbie Does Dallas.” The grand hindrance preventing the title character from realizing her dream of becoming a Texas Cowboys cheerleader? Bus fare. Clearly, this premise needs to be further camped up onstage, and this weekend “OMG, I Love That Show!” Productions and Oasis make that happen, with Nancy French in the title role. Wednesday, July 12-Aug. 5. $25-$35. Oasis, 298 11th St., S.F. www.sfoasis.com