SUPER QUIZ

Take this Super Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. Level.

Subject: IDENTIFY THE BRAND

(e.g., “Designed for driving pleasure.”

Answer: BMW.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. “Always low prices. Always”

Answer________

2. “The best or nothing.”

Answer________

3. “For people who can’t brush their teeth

after every meal.”

Answer________

GRADUATE LEVEL

4. “My life. My card.”

Answer________

5. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.”

Answer________

6. “Think outside the bun.”

Answer________

PH.D. LEVEL

7. “Impossible is nothing.”

Answer________

8. “Bet you can’t eat just one.”

Answer________

9. “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.”

Answer________

ANSWERS:

SCORING: 18 points — congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points — honors graduate; 10 to 14 points — you’re plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points — you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points — enroll in remedial courses immediately; 0 points — who reads the questions to you?