SUPER QUIZ

Take this Super Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. Level.

Subject: IT

Put a four-letter word that ends in “it” in the blank. (e.g., His throat was ____. Answer: Slit.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. He wore a three-piece _____. Answer________ 2. She is in the intensive care ____. Answer________ 3. He ____ it out. Answer________

GRADUATE LEVEL

4. ____ stage left. Answer________ 5. It was just a comedy ____. Answer________ 6. ____ the salt from the recipe. Answer________

PH.D. LEVEL

7. He ____ his eyebrows. Answer________ 8. The brave pilot displayed true ___. Answer________ 9. He slowed his ____ to a walk. Answer________ ANSWERS:

SCORING:

18 points — congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points — honors graduate; 10 to 14 points — you’re plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points — you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points — enroll in remedial courses immediately; 0 points — who reads the questions to you?