Classic Lines
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Sami can’t find Kristen after she fell out of the window.) Sami: “What are you, Wonder Woman?”
(Lucas is surprised when Bonnie reveals she knows about him waking up to a dead Anjelica in his bed.)
Lucas: “How did you know about Anjelica Deveraux? It was never made public.”
Bonnie: “Well, I know because Hattie Adams tucked Anjelica’s cold corpse into my warm bed while you were passed out, right after you and I were, you know, close as close can be.”
Lucas: “The amount of wrongness in that sentence is staggering.”
(Chloe and Lucas discuss Bonnie’s claim that she had Lucas’s baby.)
Chloe: “You have to know that this is a scam, right? I mean, for starters, isn’t Bonnie a little too old to be having kids?”
Lucas: “I don’t know. I don’t know. Maybe she’s on the cusp.”
Chloe: “On the cusp of lying her ass off!“
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Ava tries to suss out what Julian knows about the body buried beneath his pub.) Ava: “Bones don’t just appear in the earth like truffles, Julian.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Phyllis gives Kyle a warning.) Phyllis: “You’re gonna have to duck and cover at the office today. You know a storm is moving ... a Summer storm.” Kyle: “So land ho for Summer. Surprised you let her come back already.” Phyllis: “Well, I was concerned about the yacht staff. You know she put them through a lot of abuse. Hazard pay, extremely expensive.”
(Nikki looks over her invitation to Nick’s Dark House launch party when Jack approaches.)
Jack: “I hope you’ve confirmed by now. It’s only the most exclusive event in town.”
Nikki: “How exclusive? Does the CEO’S mother get a plus-one?”
Jack: “As long as it doesn’t violate our very strict No Mustache policy.”
(Lauren is desperately trying to figure out if Jack could be her half brother.)
Lauren: “My father’s blood type was A.”
Jack: “So is my mother’s. I know this for a fact — I saw her medical records.”
Lauren: “And what is yours?”
Jack: “Type B.”
Lauren: “As in better not be my brother.”
(Mariah is offended when Abby wants to see her questions before Ms. Copeland interviews Nick.)
Mariah: “Seriously? You think I would sabotage the guy who’s about to be my stepfather? Why would I do that?” Abby: “Well, everyone in my family would do that — both sides.”