Classic Lines
Forget LAST MAN STANDING! Some Of TV’S Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Liam and Hope ponder the gender of their unborn child.)
Liam: “If it’s a boy, I can’t wait until he’s old enough to teach me how to play catch.”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Roman is happy to see Rex.)
Roman: “Damn, you look good! You get that goodlooking face from your old man, you know.”
Rex: “You know, I wouldn’t let mom hear you said that. She thinks that I’m her spitting image.”
Roman: “Really? I don’t see any blue streak in your hair. No, you are definitely all Brady.”
(Mimi runs into Chloe.)
Chloe: “What are you doing here anyway?”
Mimi: “I came back to be there for my mother when she got arrested.”
Chloe: “Oh, that must bring back so many memories.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(T.J. tries to persuade Stella to attend his mother’s wedding.) T.J.: “I was just with Mom and Curtis. They were telling me about the wedding and how the reception has been moved to The Haunted Star.” Stella: “Hmm. Sounds fitting.”
(Sam is skeptical when Jason offers to talk to Spinelli about him trying to push them back together.)
Jason: “You don’t think he’ll listen to me?”
Sam: “Has he ever before?”
Jason: “Ouch.”
Sam: “Ouch? Sorry, no offense.”
Jason: “Some taken.” (Sam continues to vent.)
Sam: “He won’t listen to me. He’s like a child, and I already have two of them ... Aren’t you frustrated?”
Jason: “Yeah. Cold showers!” (Stella reports to Sonny that his dad is thriving at the Alzheimer’s facility with the other patients.) Sonny: “He got along with them?”
Stella: “Please, your father can have a conversation with a wrong number.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Summer is horrified that Billy told Phyllis they slept together.) Summer: “Since when are you such a pig?” Billy: “Since always. Ask anyone.”
(Ashley talks about taking extreme measures to best Jack.)
Victoria: “So, when did your family decide to dress up as my family for Halloween this year?”