Classic Lines
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Quinn talks to Charlie about his engagement to Pam.)
Quinn: “I know you and I have had our differences, but I like you.”
Charlie: “No, you don’t.”
Quinn: “Maybe ‘like’ is a strong word.”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Bonnie visits Hattie in the hospital.)
Bonnie: “How are the girls on cellblock C? How’s Joan?”
Hattie: “Oh. She’s dead.”
Bonnie: “Well, I didn’t like her anyway. How’s Rita?”
Hattie: “She’s dead, too.”
Bonnie: “Shut up.”
Hattie: “You shut up.”
Bonnie: “What, Coco? No, don’t tell me she’s dead, too.”
Hattie: “No, she’s alive. But she’s so boring, how can you tell the difference?”
(Chloe catches Bonnie drunk, but she denies it.) Chloe: “Come on, the fumes are coming off of you like heat on asphalt in August.”
Bonnie: “Oh, honey, the only ass at fault here is you.”
(Later, Mimi vents to her sloshed mama that their baby scam is getting out of hand.)
Mimi: “I’m glad you can be so calm!”
Bonnie: “Liquor helps.”
DYNASTY
(Blake holds a family meeting, with Fallon Facetiming from New York.) Blake: “I spent the morning mapping out how I’m going to spend all of my money or die trying, which includes changing my will and cutting you all out of it.”
Sam: “What? I just got in it!”
Blake: “Tell them what happens next.”
Anders: “Mr. Carrington has directed that any money left over will be buried with him in the mausoleum.”
Steven: “In case they take cash in hell?”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Anna and Finn make a jailed Britt a deal.)
Britt: “The WSB is going to spring me out of Pentonville early, right now, on the spot, if I betray my own mother, get her thrown into the slammer instead of me, the mother who bore me, raised me, turned me into the woman I am today?”
Finn: “The woman you are today is incarcerated.”
(Later, Britt asks Finn about his relationship with Anna.) Britt: “So you and ... What’s going on with you and Anna? You two...?” Finn: “It’s funny you ask. It’s none of your business.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Nikki and Jill argue in Chancellor Park .)
Jill: “Whoa, who shook the bats loose in your belfry? Or maybe you put some vodka in your cauldron?” Nikki: “Why don’t you take off before a house drops on you.”