Clas­sic Lines

Soap Opera Digest - - CONTENTS -


(Leo asks Abe to of­fi­ci­ate at his and Sonny’s wed­ding.)

Abe: “I didn’t know Sonny was dat­ing any­one.”

Leo: “Well, I was his as­sis­tant at Ti­tan.”

Sheila: “Ooh, an of­fice ro­mance? Man, I spent six hours at HR watch­ing a bor­ing-ass video about that. And that’s a bona fide no-no.”

(Vic­tor is fu­ri­ous that Sonny was forced to marry Leo.)

Vic­tor: “Les­son No. 1: When you kill some­body, make sure they’re ac­tu­ally dead.”

Adri­enne: “That’s the les­son you wanna teach my son?”

Vic­tor: “If he had learned it, we wouldn’t be here.”


(A wed­ding plan­ner shows Fal­lon po­ten­tial wed­ding gowns, in­clud­ing glam­rock bride.)

Fal­lon: “I love the fur, but the glit­ter is way too Tonya Hard­ing. Next.”

(Next up, a South­ern bride.)


“The whole an­te­bel­lum theme is giv­ing me Get Out vibes.”

(Fal­lon has fi­nally had enough of her fam­ily mem­bers mak­ing de­mands.)

Fal­lon: “To ev­ery­one. Your job will be to sim­ply show up and shut up. In that or­der.”


(Ryan as Kevin tries to end a heated con­ver­sa­tion with Carly.)

Ryan: “This con­ver­sa­tion just went to the land of di­min­ish­ing re­turns.”


(Char­lie ob­serves his sis­ter putting on makeup.)

Char­lie: “What’s wrong with you?”

Mat­tie: “What? Noth­ing. What’s wrong with you?”

Char­lie: “Noth­ing. I’m ac­tu­ally telling the truth. Some kind of nerd dance go­ing on to­day?”

Mat­tie: “Yeah, and you’re not in­vited.”

Char­lie: “Sad face.”

Mat­tie: “Don’t you need to be bro’ing out some­where right now?”

Char­lie: “The bro meet­ing is not un­til later this af­ter­noon. I’ve got noth­ing go­ing on right now.”

Mat­tie: “Char­lie, you are so an­noy­ing.”

Char­lie: “Yeah and you are so se­cre­tive. What are you hid­ing? [Door­bell rings.] Oh, I’ll fig­ure it out.”

Mat­tie: “Wait. Just hold on a minute.”

Char­lie: “Who could it be that’s mak­ing you so ner­vous. Some sort of nerd roy­alty?”

(Abby con­fronts Fen for in­ap­pro­pri­ately slip­ping his mu­sic demo to Devon while serv­ing din­ner.)

Abby: “Try that again and you won’t need the el­e­va­tor to reach the side­walk.”


Go­ing Down: Y&R’S Fen (Zach Tinker) didn’t want to fall for Abby (Melissa Ord­way).

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from USA

© PressReader. All rights reserved.