Classic Lines
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Bill is miffed that Wyatt talked to Katie about Sally but not a possible reconciliation between Katie and his father.)
Bill: “Of course, you talked about Sally ... Is she dead yet?”
(Flo is shocked to learn Sally is faking her illness.) Flo: “We thought we were losing you forever.”
Sally: “I’m sorry. Are you disappointed?”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Gabi and Anna discuss what happened with
Steve.)
Anna: “And not that I owe you any explanation, but it was never my intention to stab his eye out. When I ran at Steve with my shoe, I had no idea he would turn around and ... ugh!”
Gabi: “Don’t beat yourself up, Anna, okay? He had one eye to begin with. Now he’s back to his old self.”
DYNASTY
when Kirby turns down his invite to a Taylor Swift concert.)
Kirby: “I don’t even like Taylor.”
Sam: “That’s a sentence I don’t understand.”
(Sam vents to Jeff after Kirby called him a bad friend.)
Sam: “A bad friend is someone who stabs you in the back, or let’s you wear lime green — even if it is your color.”
EMPIRE
(Giselle and Patel are stunned to see Lucious and Cookie at the board meeting, and Patel demands an explanation.)
Cookie (to Lucious): “I thought Frick was slow but it looks like Frack is just as challenged.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Robert is hesitant when Spinelli suggests they team up to nail Peter.)
Robert: “You’re too much of a loose cannon — and a kook.”
Spinelli: “A useful kook.” (Lulu tells Laura that she’s okay with fashionista Maxie’s career decision.)
Lulu: “Let’s be real. Maxie would have found a way to convince herself that it was okay to take the job even if Valentin was threatening to bring back poodle skirts.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Theo suggests to Mariah and Tessa that they take advantage of their trending relationship.)
Theo: “I’ve been monitoring both of your follower accounts, and both of you are reaching numbers to attract sponsors.”
Mariah: “I hope you’re not suggesting that we monetize our relationship.”
Theo: “Well, when you say it like that, it sounds crass.”
(Sharon is shocked when she receives a beautiful gift basket from Phyllis.) Sharon: “Is it ticking?”