Classic Lines
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(A stunned Ben tells Jake that he’s a dead ringer for Stefan.)
Jake: “I take it he’s good-looking.”
(Jake then realizes that Ben is a crack mechanic.)
Jake: “I was just thinking, if you know enough to keep up with a bike with specs like the one on this paper, and you’re willing to work hard, maybe you can give me a hand.”
Ben: “As in a job?”
Jake: “No, man, I’m hoping you can help me out with my golf swing. Yes, a job.”
(Kristen refuses Rex’s desire to call the police to find Sarah.)
Rex: “Why can’t I call the police?”
Kristen: “Because I’m wanted for attempted murder.”
Rex: “Of course, you are.” (Kristen then admits that Brady took the rap for her.)
Rex: “Nothing says I love you like 10 to life.”
DYNASTY
(Kirby sticks up for Liam when Fallon is miffed that he didn’t tell her about the rescue mission in Moldavia.)
Fallon: “Why are you still defending him? Do they not have girl code in Australia?”
(Adam complains about Blake to Alexis.)
Adam: “I should have left him in Moldavia. During that rescue mission, I learned that he is a cold-hearted monster.” Alexis: “That’s exactly how I described him in my divorce papers.”
(Anders enters Blake’s office.)
Anders: “Sorry to interrupt.”
Blake: “I’m sure it’s bad because you never interrupt with good news.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Nikolas updates Elizabeth on what Spencer wants him to do in exchange for them resuming their relationship.)
Nikolas: “Don’t pop the champagne cork just yet. There is a condition to my son’s forgiveness. I have to leave Ava.” Elizabeth: “That’s not a condition, that’s a ‘get out of jail free’ card!”
(Brook Lynn rips up the ticket that Chase has issued to her for causing a public disturbance.) Brook Lynn: “That’s what I think of your stupid ticket, you glorified meter maid.”
(Nelle says she’ll win custody of Wiley because of Michael’s failed romances.) Martin: “Can you keep a partner or do they all die on you?”