Classic Lines
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Paulina is shocked to learn of Xander and Chanel’s surprise nups.)
Paulina: “Where do you think you’re going, Sexavier?”
Xander: “It’s Xander.” Paulina (to Eli): “Do you know this slab of beef?”
(Chanel then shows her ring to her mother.)
Chanel: “Xavier, I mean Xander, and I jumped the broom last night.”
(Paulina blasts Xander.)
Paulina: “This is my little girl, and I’m going to make sure you pay for corrupting her.”
Xander (laughs): “Me corrupting her? I’m sorry, have you met your daughter?”
(Xander orders Paulina and Eli out.)
Xander: “We need to get started on our honeymoon, don’t we Michele?”
Chanel: “Chanel.”
Xander: “Isn’t that what I said?”
Paulina: “Oh, kill me now.”
(Kristen blackmails Sami.) Kristen: “Now, I have a partner in crime.”
Sami: “Hang on there, Thelma .... ”
(Sami jumps out of bed after a night between the sheets with her ex, Lucas.) Sami: “Oh, my God.
Don’t look at me.”
Lucas: “What do you mean, don’t look at me? It’s not like I haven’t seen you naked before.”
Sami: “Hey, that was a long time ago. The statute of limitations has run out.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Chase asks Brook Lynn why she’s taking refuge at his place.)
Chase: “Are you trying to escape from your dad again?”
Brook Lynn: “More like Olivia the Hun.”
(Maxie tries to come up with reasons why she wants to be discharged from G.H.)
Maxie: “You know how noisy it can be at the hospital with doctors and nurses and interns coming in at all hours — and don’t get me started on the thread count of these sheets.”
(Obrecht then gives Maxie advice about Peter.)
Obrecht: “It’s time to wake up and smell the psychopath.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
Phyllis: “Oh, Lola. Hey, are you ready for your eucalyptus seaweed wrap followed by an herbinfused massage?”
Lola: “Wow, sounds like a gourmet meal.”