Forget HOME ECONOMICS! Some Of TV’S Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Deacon is surprised when Brooke tells him that she and Taylor are now friends.)
Deacon: “Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. Hell froze over.” (Deacon then jokes that maybe he and Ridge will become besties next.)
Brooke: “Really? I don’t know if hell can freeze over twice.”
(Carter is not thrilled that Charlie calls him “little cheese” after he notes that Ridge is “the big cheese” and Steffy is “the co-big cheese.”)
Carter: “Carter. I’m just Carter.”
Charlie: “Oh, I get it. You want me to cut the cheese ... references.”
(Brooke tries to console a troubled Taylor.) Taylor: “You know, I’m no saint, Brooke.” Brooke: “Oh, I know.”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Xander learns that Will knows the truth about his crimes.)
Xander: “What if he writes one of his exposés about me, or worse yet, turns my tragic downfall into his next flick for Peacock?”
Leo: “I can think of worse fates. I can see a Hemsworth doing you justice.”
Xander: “Which one?” Leo: “Not Chris!”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Bobbie, Carly and Joss gather around Michael’s newborn girl.)
Carly: “We’re so lucky. Four generations of Spencer women.”
Joss: “It’s enough to start our own sorority.”
Bobbie: “Yeah, Sigma Spencer Pi.”
(Brad discusses Britt with Liesl and Scott in Britt’s old office.)
Brad: “We had a lot of great talks here. A lot of laughs. A few tears. Mine, not hers.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(At Society, Adam approaches Sally and Chloe’s table and wants to know why they’re discussing him.)
Sally: “The point is, is that we both agreed that we don’t belong together.”
Adam: “And yet you and Chloe are here, talking about us.”
Chloe: “Well, you know me. I love coming up with doomsday scenarios.”
(Sally worries about not being able to hide her pregnancy for much longer.)
Chloe: “You still have some time to come up with a plan. But you can hide it for a while. You just need to wear some, you know, baggy clothes.”
Sally: “I don’t like baggy. What about flowing?”
Chloe: “Sure. Call it whatever you want.”