Queen of the Anglo-saxons just a cowardly idiot at heart
Marjorie Taylor Greene was readying her assault, like that legendary Anglosaxon warrior Canute the Great at Assandun. The Qanon-friendly first-term Georgia congresswoman, who was banned from any committee assignments shortly after she was sworn in, was poised to launch her “America First Caucus” with Rep. Paul Gosar (R-ariz.), an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist so odious that his siblings cut an ad in 2018 endorsing his opponent.
They were going to be legends. But Punchbowl News got hold of the “America First Caucus Policy Platform,” a seven-page document detailing what these modern-day Knights of the Round Table would fight for. Contrary to a lot of the hysteria, it doesn’t read like “Mein Kampf ” or “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.” It reads more like what Greene said it was — a “staff-level draft proposal” based on Trumpian boilerplate.
Most press accounts focused on two passages as proof the American First Caucus was soaked in white supremacy. First, America should have an immigration policy consistent with “common respect for uniquely Anglo-saxon political traditions.” Second, our infrastructure should reflect “the architectural, engineering and aesthetic value that befits the progeny of European architecture.”
That was enough for most Republicans, as well as the press and the Democrats, to rain fire on the whole project. House Minority Leader Kevin Mccarthy insisted the GOP is not the party of “nativist dog whistles.” This point might strike some observers of the last four years as a bit of a surprise.
Now, I come not so much to praise the America First Caucus but to bury them. The remarkable thing about this project isn’t its racism or nativism but its stupidity.
The most enduring Anglo-saxon political institution was monarchy. “It does indeed look as if the history of constitutional liberty has important beginnings in Anglo-saxon England,” British historian James Campbell wrote.
Of course, Greene, who famously thought that Rothschilds and space lasers might have caused California’s wildfires, almost certainly does not know this — and probably none of her supporters do either. And normally, they wouldn’t need to know it, because our institutions aren’t “Anglo-saxon,” they’re Anglo-american.
My point isn’t that these professional trolls deserve the benefit of the doubt or that their critics are wrong to assume “Anglo-saxon” is a racist dog whistle. My point is that these people are idiots.
Perhaps the staff-level poltroons who wrote this platform meant to say “Anglo-american.” Or maybe they spent too much time in chat rooms where “Anglo-saxon” is flung about.
They’re also cowards. The whole shtick of this nativist crowd is its alleged willingness to fight. Fight whom? Everyone: the establishment, the media, the deep state, the socialists and the allegedly Hebraic tentacles of George Soros.
But it was Greene who backed down, whining that “the scum and liars in the media are calling me a racist by taking something out of context.” She has since announced she wouldn’t be launching her America First Caucus.
If Greene and her fellow travelers seriously believed in anything, they’d know how to defend their claims. But when confronted with criticism, they surrendered, unable to defend anything that can’t be reduced to a hashtag or an applause line delivered to a crowd of people who don’t know anything, either.