The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fal­lon (re­peat)

Texarkana Gazette - - REAL TALK | LATE LAUGHS -

To­day, Pres­i­dent Trump met with Kanye West at the White House. In­cred­i­ble. If you told me 10 years ago that Trump and Kanye would be meet­ing at the White House, I would’ve said, “Oh my God — Kanye be­comes pres­i­dent?!” That’s right, Trump met with Kanye West at the White House. And while they spoke, both Trump and Kanye’s as­sis­tants looked at each other and said, “Man, I thought MY boss was nuts.” Face­book will now let you launch group chats with 250 peo­ple at once. The fea­ture even has a new name: Hell. I saw that Pres­i­dent Trump is on the cam­paign trail, and he’s spend­ing the night in Las Ve­gas. Which means to­mor­row he’ll wake up in a ho­tel room with a tiger, a baby and a face tat­too.

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