Jimmy Kimmel Live
We are on the road this week, coming to you from the Howard Gilman Opera House at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. I’m glad to be back. I had to come back. I still had $8 left on my Metrocard. You know, there’s a perception that New Yorkers are rude, and that really isn’t true. There’s just not a lot of phony chitchat that goes on in other places. We are here for a week — until Friday night. This is a limited engagement. Just like Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. It’s beautiful in Brooklyn this time of year. In L.A., the only time the trees turn color is if they’re on fire.