ROYAL STARS
The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
★★★ “Hold the phone!” Think twice before you reply to anyone today, because people are quick to take offense and ready to throw back a zinger. This is because people are irritable and a tad grumpy today. Some are just looking for an excuse to fight. Tonight: Seek solitude.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
★★★ Be patient today so you will have no regrets. This is because it’s easy to suddenly squabble with a friend or a member of a group. If you get embroiled in an adversarial discussion, it might be hard to mend bridges later. That’s why you have to avoid this — to have no regrets. Tonight: Patience.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
★★ Be smart and steer clear of challenging comments from bosses, parents, teachers and the police. These could easily lead to an all-out fight that will only bring you problems. Hopefully, you’re reading this in the morning, and you can give authority figures a wide berth today. Tonight: Show respect.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
★★ Do not get involved in controversial discussions about politics, religion or racial issues if at all possible, because they will ramp up into nasty arguments almost immediately. This is the kind of day where people can’t resist making a snarky remark. Run away! Tonight: Avoid conflicts.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
★★★ It’s a good thing that fair Venus is at the top of your chart, because this will help you slide through difficult discussions about finances, shared property, inheritances, taxes and debt. It’s important that you maintain your cool so that you don’t make an enemy. (Who needs enemies?) Tonight: Check your finances.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
★★ This is a challenging day. You might find yourself at odds with partners, close friends, as well as bosses and parents (that just about covers everyone). For your own protection, keep your head down and your powder dry. Don’t get involved. Smile and be agreeable. Tonight: Stay chill.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
★★★ By nature you are a people pleaser. You’re also an excellent debater! This latter quality might get you in trouble today, especially at work, because foreign interests, or issues related to universities, medicine or the law might get your goat. Don’t take the bait. Tonight: Say nothing. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
★★ Parents must be very patient with their kids today. Everyone is grumpy and inclined to say things they don’t really mean. Remember who is the adult and who’s the kid. Wait for another day to lay it on the line. Tonight: Be patient with others.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
★★★ Family squabbles are classic today, especially with parents. The reason families argue so much is because there’s so much at stake — people love each other. Feelings are easily hurt. Crazy assumptions are made. Don’t even go there today. Take a walk. Tonight: Don’t get involved.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
★★ There’s a lot of mental energy flying around today. Wise people will use this energy to study and learn. Not so wise people will get caught up in arguments and snide comments that will make everyone miserable. The choice is yours. Wanna be a wise guy? Tonight: Stay mellow.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
★★ Money squabbles will be tough to avoid today. These could arise during financial negotiations. They also might arise if you’re shopping or buying something, especially if you’re trying to return something. They also could relate to romance, sports, children or a social diversion. Tonight: Zip thy lip!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
★★ Fiery Mars is at odds with your sign today, which is a sure ticket for arguments, disagreements and challenging times with others. You might be impatient. You also might be quick to take fault with someone or criticize them. (You know this will go over like a lead balloon.) Tonight: Be nice.