Despite powerful temptation, you can’t shoot pigeons

Today’s question: Starting a couple of months ago, we have been plagued by one or more pigeons that have been dumping on our front court and roof every day at about 6 a.m., and we can't seem to discourage them or catch them before they take off and leave a mess. Then they return later that day or the next for a repeat performance. Any suggestions?

Boy, if I could patent a gold-plated cure for urban pigeons I could retire early and never have to worry about getting busted down to the early morning cops beat again. A guy can dream, can’t he? First of all, you can’t shoot them, as tempting as that might be for some of you people. Pigeons are by no means a protected species, but it is illegal to discharge a firearm in city limits, so forget about that.

However, all is not lost. There are some deterrents you can use to at least make your pigeons somebody else’s problem.

Try pigeon spikes. These are strips of plastic or metal spikes that will keep pigeons from roosting on their favorite pooping places.

You also can buy sticky chemical sprays at a pest control store. The birds don’t like to perch on gooey stuff.

Or try running a length of weatherproof strong along the area where the pigeons roost. That will make it hard for them to keep their balance when they alight.

One last idea: Pigeons don’t much care for spices. Put down a thick layer of cayenne pepper, cinnamon or pepper. The problem with this one is that you have to replace it when it rains. Other suggestions? I’m always open.