DAY-TRIPPING GOES SNARKY
Enough already with the “day tripper” snarkiness coming from the mainland. We Hilton Head Island residents know how so very important you all are to the survival of Hilton Head.
Geez, if it wasn’t for Bluffton, where would I eat Vietnamese cuisine? I’ll make sure all the island’s peoples understand they need to prostrate themselves upon the arrival of the mainlanders. I like old town Bluffton. It reminds me of Croydon, Pennsylvania, with Spanish moss. The rest of that area is becoming, sadly, “Any Town USA” very quickly.
It’s what I drive through to get to Savannah, Charleston, Interstate 95, Daytona. There’s a bowling alley somewhere over there I hear. It’s where they produce the “Island Packet,” I’m told. Ah yes, sincere apologies to all you put-upon day-tripping mainlanders. Welcome to Hilton Head. Make sure to bring your wallets ... y’all. – Chuck LeBold Hilton Head Island