Twitter war pits Trump vs. Biden

WASHINGTON — Imagine: A pay-per-view steel-cage fight featuring Donald “Kick His A—” Trump versus Joe “Beat the Hell Out of Him” Biden. Price to tune in? Enough to eliminate the government’s deficit.

The Republican president and the former Democratic vice president traded fighting words this week.

Trump, reacting to taunts Biden made, tweeted Thursday: “Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”

At a University of Miami rally Tuesday against sexual assault, Biden cited lewd comments that candidate Trump made in a 2005 “Access Hollywood” tape about grabbing women without their permission.

“If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” Biden said. He also said any man who disrespected women was “usually the fattest, ugliest SOB in the room.”

Biden, 75, made similar comments in the closing days of the 2016 campaign.

Trump, 71, dismissed the prospect of a Biden run for president in 2020 during the annual Gridiron Dinner with Washington journalists, calling him “Sleepy Joe” and saying he could “kick his ass.”

Trump also attacked Biden on Twitter in 2016, calling him “Our not very bright Vice President.”

Biden refrained from new taunts in an appearance Thursday.

He stuck to the promised subject of protecting U.S. workers in the age of globalization during a speech at the Newseum in Washington.