J. Lo’s rom-coms run the gamut

Jennifer Lopez is ready to reclaim her throne.

After becoming the undisputed queen of romantic comedies with early 2000s hits including “The Wedding Planner” and “Maid in Manhattan,” the New Yorkborn actress mixed it up with other endeavors: new albums, serving as a judge on “American Idol,” raking in critical accolades for 2019 stripper drama “Hustlers,” performing at President Joe Biden’s inauguration and the 2020 Super Bowl halftime show.

But now she’s back with the frothy and knowingly far-fetched “Marry Me“(in theaters and streaming on Peacock), playing Kat, a global singing sensation who is set to wed a fellow superstar (Maluma) at her concert – only to discover moments before going on stage that he has been unfaithful. Owen Wilson costars as a deeply ordinary man Kat spots in the crowd and marries on a whim, while Sarah Silverman and Michelle Buteau play their confidantes.

To mark the release of “Marry Me,” we happily binge-watched J. Lo’s rom-com oeuvre. Here’s how they rank:

9. ‘Gigli’ (2003)

“Gigli” is an infamously bad movie and box-office bomb – but it’s somehow even more offensive and bizarre than everything you’ve heard. Ben Affleck plays a mobster who kidnaps a prosecutor’s mentally challenged son (Justin Bartha), who is single-mindedly obsessed with the TV show “Baywatch.” Lopez plays a lesbian tasked with aiding Affleck’s character, who repeatedly insists that he can “turn her.” Al Pacino pops in as a trigger-happy mob boss, while Lopez and Affleck are given some of the most hilariously awkward sex scenes this side of “Avatar.” (“It’s turkey time ... gobble, gobble.”)

8. ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’ (2012)

Adapted from Heidi Murkoff’s 1984 pregnancy guide, this ill-conceived comedy reduces pregnant women to shrill, hormonal momzillas and dads into sensitive, stroller-pushing super-soldiers.

Thankfully for Lopez, she’s spared some of the more cringey material that costars Cameron Diaz and Elizabeth Banks are saddled with, and brings some genuine pathos to a photographer named Holly who’s pursuing an adoption despite her husband’s (Rodrigo Santoro) reluctance.

7. ‘Shall We Dance?’ (2004)

Lopez and Richard Gere could create sparks with wet cardboard. But despite some longing glances and zesty dance routines, the charismatic actors hardly get to interact in this otherwise unengaging dramedy about a lawyer named John (Gere) looking to spice up his life by taking ballroom classes, which he hides from his wife (Susan Sarandon) and kids. Lopez plays a defeated dance instructor who has been burned by past relationships and helps John rekindle his passionless marriage.

6. ‘Jersey Girl’ (2004)

We went back and forth about even including this one because – spoiler alert! – Lopez dies in childbirth within the first 10 minutes, leaving Affleck’s grieving Ollie to raise their precocious daughter (Raquel Castro) alone. But her luminous presence hangs over the rest of the film, even as Ollie finds a potential new love interest in a nosy grad student (Liv Tyler). The movie makes poignant use of Fleetwood Mac and Bruce Springsteen needle drops. Plus, Affleck gets to

perform a bloody musical number from “Sweeney Todd” for a bunch of elementary school kids, which should really be a prerequisite for all rom-coms moving forward.

5. ‘Marry Me’ (2022)

If you’ve seen the trailers for “Marry Me,” then you likely have a pretty good idea of how things shake out for Kat (Lopez), the spurned superstar who proposes to a scruffy math teacher (Wilson) after her famous fiancé (Maluma) is caught cheating. The movie has a cute premise and memorable title track, which is played ad nauseam throughout the film and has been lodged in our brain for days now. The meta script also gives Lopez a chance to dig deep with some emotional scenes about life under a microscope. Unfortunately, Wilson’s performance is flatter than a dry-erase board, and Lopez has much more chemistry with the dreamy Maluma. Can we get a proper romcom with the two of them next?

4. ‘The Back-up Plan’ (2010)

Sacrilege, maybe, but we were

thoroughly smitten by this critically lambasted rom-com, which holds just 17% positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Zoe (Lopez) is a pet store owner who undergoes artificial insemination right before falling in love with a cheese monger (Alex O’loughlin). O’loughlin is a magnetic and highly underrated leading man, while Michaela Watkins and Melissa Mccarthy threaten to steal the show with their droll supporting turns.

3. ‘Maid in Manhattan’ (2002)

“Maid in Manhattan” has all the hallmarks of a J. Lo romantic comedy: cute kids, rich suitors, makeover montages and someone running a background check to ensure she has no ulterior motives. (Yes, that has happened in multiple movies.) Based on a story by John Hughes, the film depicts a classic case of mistaken identity, as hotel maid Marisa (Lopez) is confused for a socialite and courted by a well-meaning politician (Ralph Fiennes, whose effortless charm

makes us wonder why he hasn’t appeared in at least 8,000 more romcoms).

2. ‘Monster-in-law’ (2005)

The deliciously silly “Monster-inLaw” pits the kind, hard-working Charlie

(Lopez) against the wealthy, acidtongued Viola (Jane Fonda), who will stop at nothing to ensure her son (Michael Vartan) doesn’t marry Charlie. Wanda Sykes plays the unruffled mediator between the two women, while Adam Scott has a questionable supporting turn as Charlie’s gay best friend. There’s deception, grief, generational trauma and attempted murder by way of nut allergies. And aren’t those the pillars on which all great drama is built?

1. ‘The Wedding Planner’ (2001)

Decades from now, when the human race has succumbed to global warming and extraterrestrials inhabit the Earth, they will find a lone Blu-ray of “The Wedding Planner.”

It is then they’ll realize that mankind was, at one time, good, with Lopez as our winsome rom-com overlord. Adam Shankman’s pitch-perfect film – released the same month as her No. 1 album “J.LO” – plays into all of the singer’s strengths as a leading lady: Organizing weddings with army-like precision, Mary (Lopez) is pragmatic, scintillating, resourceful and hopelessly romantic. After an all-time meet cute involving a runaway dumpster, Mary learns that her hunky rescuer (Matthew Mcconaughey) is engaged to another woman (Bridgette Wilson-sampras) – and she’s tasked with planning their special day.

High jinks and heartache ensue, but it all ends with the sweetness of a brown M&M.

COLUMBIA PICTURES On-again couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez co-starred in the critically panned “Gigli.”

BARRY WETCHER/UNIVERSAL PICTURES VIA AP UNIVERSAL PICTURES VIA AP Owen Wilson, left, is mismatched with Jennifer Lopez in her return to rom-coms “Marry Me.”