The Commercial Appeal

A little less glee, please

- KATHLEEN PARKER COLUMNIST Contact columnist Kathleen Parker of the Washington Post Writers Group at kathleenpa­rker@washpost.com.

WASHINGTON — I like Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis. I admire her intelligen­ce, chutzpah, tenacity and, to be perfectly honest, her enviable continence.

But her elevation to national heroine, essentiall­y owing to her ability to speak for 11 hours straight without a break while wearing (how many times did we hear or read it?) “rouge-red sneakers,” is absurd.

No matter what one’s politics, one can’t help noticing the strangenes­s of this latest phenomenon — fame by filibuster — or the remarkable acclamatio­n bestowed on Davis for her passionate defense of a woman’s right to destroy an unborn child (or fetus, if you prefer) up to the 24th week of pregnancy.

One may wish to leave unfettered a woman’s right to do anything to herself, even if it means destroying her own offspring, but shouldn’t one be at least somewhat discomfite­d? Instead, we celebrate. In the days after Davis’ now-famous f i libuster to block a Texas bill that would have banned abortions after 20 weeks, as well as imposed stricter safety standards and doctor qualificat­ions, the flaxen-haired damsel (if only to be consistent with media coverage thus far) has been on a magic carpet ride through the green rooms of America’s television talk shows.

Almost without exception, Davis has been regaled as a heroine of the war on women, a new gladiator in the pantheon of feminist warriors. As such, she faced such probing questions as “How are you even awake today?” and “What was it like standing for that long?”

When MSNBC’s Joe Scarboroug­h asked a substantiv­e question — whether Davis thinks 20 weeks is an unreasonab­le limit on abortion — she replied in part that some women don’t even know they’re pregnant at 20 weeks. Really? Even if true, though surely rare, this observatio­n is utterly irrelevant.

We have indeed come a long way from Roe v. Wade. In the early days of legal abortion, nearly everyone insisted that the procedure wasn’t intended as birth control. Millions of abortions later, original intent is laughable.

Even Bill Clinton’s call for abortion to be safe, legal and rare has a fairy-tale quality by today’s standards. Such that when legislator­s seek to place limits on abortion, based at least in part on technology that now allows us to see fetuses as more than a clump of cells, we are appalled.

No adult needs a primer on the politics of abortion.

In the early days of legal abortion, nearly everyone insisted that the procedure wasn’t intended as birth control. Millions of abortions later, original intent is laughable.”

Part of what makes this issue so difficult is that both sides are, in principle, correct. Anti-abortion folks see it as a human rights issue. Given that human life is a continuum that begins at conception, there can be no compromise.

Pro- abortion rights folks see any limitation on abortion as an infringeme­nt on a woman’s right to control her own body. In their view, the baby isn’t a baby with human rights until it leaves the mother’s body.

No wonder we can’t untwist this pretzel.

Ultimately, the question comes down to which awful option we can live with. Although a majority of Americans (61 percent) generally favor legal abortion in the first trimester, they become much more squeamish in the second (27 percent) and third (14 percent).

In other words, we seem to be relatively comfortabl­e terminatin­g a pregnancy before the fetus looks much like a baby. At 20 weeks, the halfway point, the fetus looks very much like a baby.

The abortion conundrum is further complicate­d by the dishonesty of our terminolog­y. Simplistic phrases such as “prolife” and “pro-choice” distort the complexity of how most people feel. It is also deceptive to refer to abortion as only a “women’s health issue” or to people who push for abortion limits as waging a “war on women.”

Perhaps the silliness and vagueness of our language have led to silliness and vagueness in our understand­ing and behavior. Who wants to talk about the meaning and purpose of life when you can talk about rouge-red shoes?!

But when the question of whether we should destroy human life at any stage is reduced to theater, leaving many journalist­s gushing like breathless red-carpet commentato­rs, we have lost more than a sense of decorum.

One may agree with Davis’ principled stand on the Texas bill, which, she argued, tried to do too much. Even so, a little less glee from the bleachers would seem more appropriat­e to the moment.

 ??  ?? PAT BAGLEY IS EDITORIAL CARTOONIST FOR THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE.
PAT BAGLEY IS EDITORIAL CARTOONIST FOR THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE.
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