Next time you’re in Bruges, dude...

Favorite entrée

Cayla-Belle (pinto bean-stirrer, Chipotle): “Have you ever had the Wolfe Ranch White Quail ‘Rillette’ from the French Laundry? That’s a restaurant in, oh, one of those towns in the NoCal wine country. I can’t remember the name of it. Anyway, they braise this breast and wing of quail and the chef spins it with Nantes carrots, a chickpea panisse and a black truffle mushroom tapenade. Fantastic!”

“Weed Head” (sandwich guy, Subway): “Y’all ever had besugo? It’s a type of seabream. Anyway, there’s this Basque-style chophouse in Chi-town I like. They dry-rub the besugo with garlic and chili flakes. Bad-ass for real!”

Javier (muffins/bagels manager, Dunkin): “Every year, Dunkin sends its senior kitchen staffs to Belgium for a working vacation. I’ve gotten into the habit of going to Quatre Vins in Bruges — charming place in a beautiful city! — and they have this steamed pork belly with crunchy hispi cabbage in a thick BBQ sauce that’s almost more of a gravy. Next time you’re in Bruges, dude …”

Favorite dessert

Cayla-Belle: “I’m not gonna lie. At Ariete in Miami, the pastry chef makes this flan with candy cap mushroom, sambuca crema and coffee crumble. I know! Sounds like SUCKO! But it’s SOOOOOO good!”

“Weed Head”: “Y’all know what? I’ve been in a lotta restaurants where I knew I was gonna drop $75 just for DESSERT — and I know you’re looking for, like, a sophisticated answer, but I’m perfectly happy with a bag of candy corn.”

Javier: “We run up to Maine occasionally and I like eating at Izakaya Minato in Portland. Phenomenal Japanese place. But you were asking about dessert. I’m not really sure what’s on their menu, but, when you leave? By the hostess station? They have this bowl with wrapped candies. They’re just peppermints, but I like ‘em. I always grab two or three.”

* I never took Chef Fearing up on his free meal offer; I couldn’t have afforded to tip or the valet service. I wonder if he still remembers…