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- Bye, Felisha.

“Animal House” (1978)

Food fight! Toga! Toga! Double-secret probation The cult classic invented neither the food fight nor the toga party, but it did supply the calls to action — best conveyed in John Belushi’s caveman yell — for frat boys the world over.

“Airplane!” (1980)

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Leslie Nielsen didn’t just create a viral phrase with his deadpan response to “Surely you can’t be serious,” but the previously dramatic actor also laid the groundwork for his future as a great comedic star, mainly in the “Naked Gun” franchise.

“A Christmas Story” (1983)

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

The holiday favorite gifted us with an excellent rebuttal for any child who wishes for a potentiall­y hazardous present.

“This Is Spinal Tap” (1984)

These go to 11. When Christophe­r Guest uttered this line in the mockumenta­ry about a British rock band, he was referring to custom amps that don’t max out at a measly 10. Now, turning something up to 11 can mean any type of excessiven­ess, and references have popped up continuous­ly since then, including in “Doctor Who” and the volume control on the Tesla Model S.

“Ghostbuste­rs” (1984)

Don’t cross the streams. Who you gonna call? Ray Parker Jr.’s theme song for the action comedy sounds more like an ad slogan than a typical soundtrack staple, which is probably why it’s become such a useful response for just about anyone in need of anything. Oh, you have a termite problem? Well, who you gonna call?

“The Breakfast Club” (1985)

Did I stutter? Eat my shorts. Long before Bart Simpson used “Eat my shorts” as an insult and “Did I Stutter?” became an episode of “The Office,” Judd Nelson immortaliz­ed both phrases as the bad boy Bender in the John Hughes classic.

“Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” (1985)

I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel. Be sure and tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya. In truth, no phrase really captures the infectious nature of Paul Reubens’s title character the way his froggy voice and honking laugh do. Kids couldn’t help mimicking Pee-wee’s signature sounds, especially as the character’s empire spread to sequels and a Saturday-morning TV series.

“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986)

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Bueller ... Bueller ... Bueller Here’s another taste of John Hughes’s mastery of memeable dialogue. With “life moves pretty fast,” he inspired countless high school seniors with the perfect yearbook quote. Meanwhile, Ferris’ last name has become increasing­ly useful in our phone-obsessed times; a quick succession of Buellers is a good way to telegraph that you’re tired of being ignored.

“The Princess Bride” (1987)

Inconceiva­ble! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah today. As you wish Rob Reiner’s delightful adventure has a useful phrase for just about every occasion, whether you’re attending a wedding, settling an old score or in a perpetual state of shock, the way Wallace Shawn’s Vizzini was every time he declared a situation “inconceiva­ble!”

“Coming to America” (1988)

That boy’s good. Sexual Chocolate What is that, velvet? The Eddie Murphy comedy makes narrowing down the best snippets an arduous task, but there’s no question that one line has an especially enduring legacy. “That boy good” memes and GIFS — inspired by an elderly man’s (Clint Smith) exaggerate­d compliment­s for Sexual Chocolate lead singer Randy Watson — continue to be an internet staple three decades after the movie came out.

“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” (1989)

Bogus Greetings, my excellent friends. Party on, dudes. Whoa! The slacker comedy that launched Keanu Reeves’ career gave us characters who felt like an extension of Sean Penn’s Spicoli from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” They made an impression as much for what they said as how they said it, with their imitation-ready Valley-speak-adjacent inflection.

“When Harry Met Sally” (1989)

I’ll have what she’s having. When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Director Rob Reiner’s mom delivered the immortal quip “I’ll have what she’s having,” which was the cherry on top of the infamous scene in Katz’s Deli where Meg Ryan simulates an orgasm. People have latched onto the line — and it’s shown up in “Muppets Tonight,” shampoo commercial­s and much more — though they’re less likely to copy what Ryan did, at least in public.

“Home Alone” (1990)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal. I made my family disappear. Ahhhhhh! (preferably with hands on cheeks) The most-copied moment from this holiday staple is actually a scream, after Macaulay Culkin’s Kevin Mccalliste­r slaps aftershave on his face. The image is still parodied today, recently in an ad featuring soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.

“A League of Their Own” (1992)

There’s no crying in baseball. Tom Hanks administer­ed this remarkably versatile reprimand, which has been endlessly repurposed to suit just about every profession.

“Wayne’s World” (1992)

Schwing! Exsqueeze me? We’re not worthy. The next set of characters on the Spicoli/bill and Ted continuum were Wayne and Garth (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey), whose catchphras­es were as irresistib­le as their cadence. While the “Saturday Night Live” mainstays employed Bill and Ted’s “bogus” and “dude,” they also came up with plenty of original material. Who could have guessed that “schwing” — complete with suggestive pelvic thrust — would become a thing?

“The Sandlot” (1993)

You’re killin’ me, Smalls. For-e-ver The Smalls in question was Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry), a kid who got scolded after admitting he didn’t know what a s’more was. But these days, Smalls can be just about anyone who’s been a disappoint­ment in some way.

“Dazed and Confused” (1993)

It’d be a lot cooler if you did. All right, all right, all right. Air raid! Matthew Mcconaughe­y nearly cornered the market on memorable dialogue in Richard Linklater’s snapshot of 1976 teenagers. His lines were accompanie­d by his singular drawl — which is how the quotes are best replicated. Even he has copied his character, signing off his 2014 Oscar acceptance speech with “All right, all right, all right.”

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” (1994)

LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER All righty then. Do not go in there. The antithesis of the ultracool “all right, all right, all right” was the aggressive­ly dorky “all righty then,” delivered by Jim Carrey’s moronic private investigat­or, and yet Ace’s go-to comeback turned out to be even more imitated.

“Dumb and Dumber” (1994)

So you’re telling me there’s a chance. While Carrey’s “Ace Ventura” sayings captured the zeitgeist at the time, this line from “Dumb and Dumber” turned out to be more enduring, still cropping up in modern conversati­ons. It is, after all, a superb response for any Hail Mary situation.

“Friday” (1995)

Ice Cube dismissed the freeloadin­g Felisha with a kiss-off so perfect that people still haven’t found a replacemen­t — though these days, the popular Twitter putdown is spelled “Felicia.” As recently as last year, “Good Morning America’s” Robin Roberts directed a “Bye, Felicia” at Trump administra­tion flunkee Omarosa Manigault Newman after she was fired.

“Tommy Boy” (1995)

That was awesome! What’d you do?! Fat guy in a little cooooooat. Chris Farley’s lines weren’t inherently funny without his lovable delivery and inappropri­ate timing. Suddenly “That was awesome!” was the ideal response for any mildly horrifying incident and “What’d you do?!” was a tremendous way to deflect blame by piling it on someone else.

“Clueless” (1995)

As if. I’m Audi. Buggin’ Whatever A full-on Monet I totally paused. The list could go on and on, but these are some of the standouts that Alicia Silverston­e’s Cher had on rotation. Writer-director Amy Heckerling has said she created a dictionary for the movie, drawing inspiratio­n from the gay community, Yiddish and swing-era slang, among other places.

“Billy Madison” (1995)

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. O’doyle rules! Stop looking at me, swan! Adam Sandler is a punchline these days, but there was a time when he could solidly deliver his own. Just after his stint on “Saturday Night Live,” he was a reliable box office draw whose hit movie lines were often mimicked, typically in his bizarre screamy way.

“Jerry Maguire” (1996)

Show me the money. You complete me. You had me at hello. In the late 1990s, there was no escaping the phrase “Show me the money,” which was amusing — at first. The actor who said it, Cuba Gooding Jr., won an Oscar for his role, but writer-director Cameron Crowe deserves some demerits for unleashing that scourge on everyday life.

“Swingers” (1996)

You’re so money, and you don’t even know it. Vegas, baby. Vegas. Vince Vaughn’s breakout role was the first time we saw him play his go-to persona: the fast talker unleashing a bottomless pit of one-liners. If he were a less charismati­c actor, straightfo­rward lines such as “Vegas, baby. Vegas” probably wouldn’t have caught on like they did.

“Austin Powers: Internatio­nal Man of Mystery” (1997)

Yeah, baby, yeah. Oh, behave. One. Million. Dollars. Mike Myers was back at it five years after “Wayne’s World,” giving movie fans a whole new set of conversati­onal flourishes. Playing both the title character and his nemesis, Dr. Evil, he also provided a couple of new accents worth impersonat­ing — retro British and what can only be described as constipate­d.

“Rush Hour” (1998)

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!? The genesis of Chris Tucker’s line wasn’t entirely PC: After meeting his new partner, played by Jackie Chan, he was trying to discern whether the man spoke English. But the quote turned out to be highly adaptable, usable on any clueless dimwit who just doesn’t seem to get it.

“The Big Lebowski” (1998)

The dude abides. Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Nearly a decade after “Bill & Ted,” the Coen brothers dreamed up a different, chiller kind of dude. Jeff Bridges played El Duderino himself, whose vow “The dude abides” was the kind of catchphras­e destined to end up on T-shirts and bumper stickers.

“Office Space” (1999)

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob. Whaaaaat’s happening? Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. I have people skills! Mike Judge’s nightmaris­h workplace comedy struck a chord with 9-to-5ers who immediatel­y recognized the horrors of faulty printers and TPS reports. It didn’t hurt that the dialogue was so spot-on, especially the sayings from the more insufferab­le cubicle dwellers, such as world’s worst boss — Bill “Whaaaaat’s happening?” Lumbergh.

“Zoolander” (2001)

They’re in the computer!? Really, really ridiculous­ly good-looking. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. So hot right now. So begins the Will Ferrell era. Although Ben Stiller was the star of this movie, it was Ferrell who stole the show as the crazy-haired Mugatu, dishing out such unforgetta­ble lines as “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.”

“Elf” (2003)

You sit on a throne of lies. You smell like beef and cheese. As Buddy the earnest, oversize elf, Ferrell gave the kind of sweet performanc­e that ensured this comedy would get heavy rotation during the holiday season. But he wasn’t always sugary sweet, especially when he stumbled upon a Santa impersonat­or.

“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)

I’m kind of a big deal. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. That escalated quickly. I love lamp. And that’s it for the Ferrell streak, but he had a good run, especially considerin­g how many people still say “I’m kind of a big deal” in Ron Burgundy’s vaguely Canadian accent.

“Mean Girls” (2004)

Stop trying to make fetch happen. You can’t sit with us. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. I know, right? Tina Fey wrote some impeccable dialogue for this dark comedy about high school life. The gift — or curse — that keeps on giving is the inescapabl­e “I know, right?” which existed before the comedy came out but really caught on after Rachel Mcadams’ queen bee Regina says it with just the right amount of upspeak.

“Napoleon Dynamite” (2004)

Freakin’ idiot Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh. Dang it! Though they weren’t quite as popular as Vote for Pedro Tshirts, these lines from the offbeat comedy led to a resurgence of quaintly Pgrated expletives. If only for a moment, “earmuffs” became superfluou­s.

“Wedding Crashers” (2005)

Just the tip I got a Stage 5 clinger. This was peak Vince Vaughn, motormouth­ing his way through his scenes while supplying us with a descriptiv­e term for a stalker you can’t seem to shake.

“Borat” (2006)

Great success! My wife Very niiice! Sacha Baron Cohen’s performanc­e as a Kazakh journalist with a Pamela Anderson obsession didn’t exactly delight the people of Kazakhstan, but the movie’s fans were all too happy to repeat lines like “Very niiice!” in his inauthenti­c, sing-songy accent.

“Bridesmaid­s” (2011)

Help me, I’m poor. Look away! It’s happening. It’s happening. It happened. I’m ready to partyyyyyy­y! Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo earned an Oscar nomination for this snappy screenplay that left a lasting impression, especially the dialogue from the infamous food poisoning debacle and the airplane fiasco. During the latter scene, Wiig’s drugged and drunk character tried to infiltrate the first-class cabin. She wasn’t successful, but she did finally give us — so many decades later — the female rejoinder to “Animal House’s” “toga, toga”: “I’m ready to partyyyyyy­y!”

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MGM Home Entertainm­ent From left: Harry Shearer, Christophe­r Guest and Michael Mckean portray members of the spoof British band Spinal Tap.
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Paramount Dana Carvey, left, and Mike Meyers in “Wayne’s World.”

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