TROU­BLE AFOOT

The Family Handyman - - GREAT GOOFS - MIKE SAMS JR.

On a cold night last win­ter, my wife was us­ing the mi­crowave. I heard the timer ding and then a loud “Oh, shoot!” Since her feet were cold, she had de­cided to warm up her slip­pers in the mi­crowave. Sadly, she cooked them on high for three min­utes. What came out looked like a scene from “The Blob.” Not only had her slip­pers been nuked, but ev­ery time we used the mi­crowave after that, the food came out tast­ing like burnt slip­pers. It was a tough call, but I threw out the mi­crowave and kept the wife.

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