California’s reality is like a bad movie
Now playing at your home soon, “The state that dried up and blew away!” Produced by those same ingenious people who brought you previous block-buster thrillers such as, “Insanity on the highspeed rail,” “The California orchestrated inferno,” “Help! My freeways are all clogged up and I really gotta go,“and “The pothole that gobbled up Fresno!” The latest cliffhanger portrays a realm that you all are familiar with as it squanders trillions of gallons of badly needed water under the ruse of “saving the environment.”
A few sane people try to save the day, but they are opposed by the liberal left and their two recent toadie governors. You will be sitting on the edge of your seat and biting your fingernails as this suspense masterpiece rushes towards the climax where a reasonable remnant break into the governor’s office to make one last plea to save their endangered state. And, you will cringe with horror as the governor utters these fateful words, “Frankly my dears, I don’t give a dam!"
– Kris A. Upton, Chowchilla