Little Mix: Confetti review – still stuck inside the pop factory
In 2018, a few days before the release of Little Mix’s last album, the quartet announced their split from Simon Cowell’s Syco company, which had shepherded their career since they won The X Factor in 2011. You didn’t have to delve too deeply to understand that the split was not terribly amicable. Cowell took to the tabloids, protesting the band’s lack of due deference. “Why do artists think they’re more important than staff members? They’re not,” he wailed, indicating precisely why artists might not want to hang around Syco too long.
Freed from pop’s dark overlord, Little Mix proceeded to launch their own TV talent show, The Search, a direct competitor to Cowell’s ailing X Factor. The ratings suggested the public might be sick of TV talent shows regardless of who’s on the judging panel, but you couldn’t knock it as an act of aggression – the light entertainment equivalent of tanks on the lawn. Now their first post-Cowell album arrives, heralded by a single that snaps: “I don’t do what Simon says.” “Be a puppet on a string,” runs Not a Pop Song; “Works for you, but not for me.” The chorus, meanwhile, is designed to be bellowed along to en masse in arenas illuminated by frantically waved glow sticks and rent with screams: “Anything is better than another pop song about falling in love, but if you wanna sing along, say, ‘I don’t give a what’.”
This is fine, rollicking stuff – criticism of the manufactured pop industry is always more piquant when it comes from within – that sets the listener up for a new era in the career of Britain’s most successful girl band: unleashed from shadowy controlling influences, able to do, and indeed sing about, whatever they want. The problem with Confetti is that it suggests that what Little Mix want to do in their new, unleashed state isn’t particularly different from what they did when they were, as Not a Pop Song puts it, “hamster[s] on a wheel”. You’d be hard pushed to differentiate it from its predecessor, save for the fact that LM5 seemed overly concerned with bolstering Little Mix’s waning fortunes in the US: this time out, there are no guest appearances from Nicki Minaj, and the vocals seem less intent on mimicking the slurred delivery of a mumble rapper.
Otherwise, it’s business as usual. The sound frequently feels like a boxticking exercise in current pop trends: 80s-inspired, Boys of Summer synths on Break-Up Song; reggaeton beat on Sweet Melody; post-Daft Punk house on Holiday; gospel-ish piano balladry on My Love Won’t Let You Down; vocals cling-filmed in Auto-Tune throughout. It’s all very well done without ever quite reaching the heights of their best singles, Black Magic and Shout Out to My Ex, two spectacular examples of the songwriter-for-hire’s craft. Sweet Melody stands out, its faintly irritating vocal hook overwhelmed by its dirt-dishing lyrics about fellow pop star exboyfriends (“He would lie, he would cheat, over a syncopated beat”), while the Europop melody of Happiness skilfully stays the just right side of cheesy.
Nevertheless, it’s quite odd listening to Not a Pop Song’s bold announcement that there will be “no more singing songs about breaking my heart and my lonely nights dancing in the dark” in the middle of an album packed with songs about broken hearts (“My baby don’t love me no more and it hurts like hell,” complains Breathe) and which literally opens with a song about a lonely night spent dancing in the dark: “I’ve found a way to dance without you – in the middle of the crowd I forget about the pain inside.”
The sense of a band keen to have their cake and eat it is ameliorated when the album’s production steps lightly into more adventurous territory. The clattering rhythm track of Gloves Up recalls the experimentation found in early 00s R&B; A Mess ( Happy 4 U) strikes the perfect balance between melodic pop sugar rush and sonic invention, shifting after two minutes into a dark cloud of sampled panting, booming drums and distorted vocals. Maybe Not a Pop Song is talking about the future, rather than the here and now: it isn’t inconceivable that Little Mix, whose members have been vocal about issues ranging from racism to online bullying and mental health, might shift their focus as promised, although it’s probably best not to hold your breath. As it is, Confetti is exactly what you would expect from the band: a solid mainstream pop album – even when it’s claiming that it isn’t.
This week Alexis listened to
Rheinzand: Porque Missed at the time, spotted on a best-of-2020 list online: unclassifiable electronic pop from Belgium with violin and Spanish vocals. Blissful.