Premier League season so far: best signing to biggest disappointment
We can sit here and overanalyse these matters to find a clever answer but sometimes the simplest is the best. Step forward Erling Haaland. Since arriving in the Premier League the Norwegianstriker-bot’s record of 18 goals in 13 appearances – that’s one every 58 minutes he’s on the pitch – is frankly absurd. His movement and finishing are like nothing football has seen, leaving defenders rightly confused regarding how to stop him. Those at the World Cup will be pleased they will not have to face him because Norway did not qualify. On the other hand, it will mean he is rested for the second half of the season.
Forgotten signing
Wolves have struggled to score, which is unsurprising considering the number of strikers they have on the sidelines. Raúl Jiménez has not played since August and Pedro Neto was injured at the start of October. The summer signing Sasa Kalajdzic arrived for £15m from Stuttgart, making his debut in a 1-0 win over Southampton, but had to be withdrawn at half-time with cruciate ligament damage that required surgery and it is not clear when he will return. Bruno Lage was forced into the free agent market to find some goals. Diego Costa was brought in, making his debut on 2 October against West Ham; Lage was sacked the next day. Costa is yet to score but he has been sent off.
Least surprising sacking
At time of writing, six Premier League clubs have changed manager but Scott Parker scoops this award. After battling to get Bournemouth into the Premier League, he lasted four games. Things started brightly thanks
to a 2-0 win over Aston Villa, who have since sacked Steve Gerrard. Then reality hit and 16 goals were conceded in three games, culminating in a 9-0 loss at Anfield and a P45 in the post. He had spent his time between defeats bemoaning that Bournemouth were “way short of where we need to be” and “barely had any defenders”, two thinly veiled criticisms of the club’s transfer business. Gary O’Neil took over and went six games unbeaten to prove that Bournemouth were not too far short after all.
Most demoralising defeat
Wolves 0-4 Leicester. Wolves had 21 shots and failed to score. They did not even test Danny Ward. On the other hand, Leicester scored with their first four efforts. Home fans sang about how bad the team were and turned their ire on members of the hierarchy. It was a reminder of their distinct lack of attacking threat and how they will spend the season battling relegation.
Few stayed for the end and those who did were intent only on pointing out their disgust.
Most excited by World Cup break
Liverpool have underwhelmed in league proceedings. There have been far too many draws, plus losses to struggling Nottingham Forest and Leeds. Jürgen Klopp has spoken of his optimism that a better Liverpool will come out of the other side of the World Cup. From back to front there have been issues with form and fitness, causing many a head-scratching moment for the manager. After defeat at the City Ground, Klopp said he was “as low as possible” but things got worse when Crysencio Summerville popped up with a late winner at Anfield the following week. Klopp is not particularly excited by the World Cup, allowing him time to focus on how he can move Liverpool up the league.
Best team
Arsenal are top, which seems the easiest way to judge these things. Few would have predicted such an outcome but clever transfer business that brought Gabriel Jesus and Oleksandr Zinchenko to the club has been the catalyst for success after careful building in recent years by Mikel Arteta. A loss at Manchester United and draw against Southampton are the only blemishes on their Premier League record in 14 matches. They look more resilient than the Gunners of previous seasons and are genuine title contenders for the first time in more than a decade. Now they need to show they can last the pace with Manchester City snapping at their heels.
Best XI so far Biggest disappointment
From relative ineptitude on the pitch to refusing to even go on, Cristiano Ronaldo’s efforts for Manchester United have been pretty pathetic. But do not worry CR7 fans, it’s not his fault because the club have “betrayed” him, he has no respect for Erik ten Hag and nothing has changed at Old Trafford since Sir Alex Ferguson left in 2013. That is why he has scored once in the league. He returned to Manchester as a legend but he will almost certainly depart in January having tainted his legacy for the sake of very little, except a fragile ego and ludicrous sense of selfimportance