Try the decaf

Police were called to a Wisconsin home on Jan. 20by a 34-year-old male resident who went on a spree thinking that his wife had destroyed his action figure collection. Madison Police Chief Mike Koval blogged that officers found an ax buried in the windshield of a car. The man said he used the ax on a TV, laptop computer and other items, before going outside to destroy his car, chopping off side mirrors and breaking the windshield, reported WMTV. He admitted to officers that he had also been drinking too much. He was charged with disorderly conduct.

Send items to WeirdNewsTips@amuniversal.com.