The New York Times Crossword
Gary Larson of Edmonds, Wash. is a retired comedian. He spent the last 15 years of his career entertaining on cruise ships, where crosswords were a way to pass the time. One day a clue-and-answer combination in a New York Times crossword cracked him up, and he thought, Why don’t I try making one of these? How hard can it be to fit jokes into a puzzle?
ACROSS
1 Examples of attention to detail 9 Yearbook-award word 13 Lift weights 19 Gingerbread man, often 20 British pop singer Lily
22 In the Caribbean it’s known as “the chicken of the trees’’
23 “The government has discovered aliens but isn’t telling us,’’ e.g.
25 Port on the Loire 26 Missouri site of the Scott Joplin Ragtime Festival 27 Applications 29 Actress Ward 30 Acronym for a North American quintet 33 Intertwine
35 Pains in the neck 38 Spanish article 39 Power of a square
42 Mrs. Addams, to Gomez 43 Nocturnal bloodsucker 46 Steal
48 Stuff
49 It requires no oxygen for growth
50 Pants with baggy legs 52 Task
54 Noodles often eaten cold in the summer
55 Square things
56 Cause of joint pain 59 Relatively new relative, maybe
61 Small songbird 62 Cornmeal bread 63 Wood for violin-making 66 Brian who co-founded Roxy Music
67 “You rang?’’
68 Means of breathing 74 Calming retreat 77 Subject of 199 silk-screen paintings by Warhol 78 Present from birth 79 Activist ____ Alamuddin Clooney 83 Hesitating sound 84 Unremarkable
86 Goes out for a bit? 88 Valorous 89 Specialty
91 The continents, e.g.
94 His resignation triggered the first invocation of the 25th Amendment
96 Start up again 98 Wacky
101 Like some flights 102 Triangular flags 103 Aerial maneuver 104 Kiddy litter?
105 Mature
106 Power issue 107 Computer image format 109 More up to it
111 South American mammals with trunks 113 Introductory course? 115 Brand of allergy spray 118 Lime and rust
121 It was known by the Algonquin as the “Father of Waters’’
126 Extends
127 Similar
128 Castle in “Hamlet’’ 129 More out there
130 “May God bless and keep the ____ ... far away from us!’’ (line from “Fiddler on the Roof’’)
131 Return to the fray
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1 Grumpy co-worker 2 Spanish gold
3 Old country-music channel 4 French for “cup’’ 5 Locale of Kings County and Queens County, fittingly 6 Like some batteries and parties
7 Sapa ____ (title for Atahualpa)
8 Not merely cut 9 Gospel singer Jackson 10 Foetbol cheer 11 Doesn’t sit right? 12 Snippy, in a way 13 Spare part?
14 Sch. for Bulldogs
15 ’60s sitcom family 16 What “X’’ marks on a treasure map 17 First-year law student 18 Mission- driven org. 21 “Science Guy’’ Bill 24 Shades
28 Glittery glue- ons 30 Wheel cover
31 Acting mindlessly 32 “____ Brando: Larger Than Life’’ (1994 biography) 34 Dog in classic films 36 Flowing forth 37 Steeple feature 40 Cleverness 41 Universal donor’s blood type, for short 43 Peacockish
44 Activist Hoffman
45 Milk dispensers
47 Lost cause
51 Only player with three 60+ home run seasons
53 Rest of the afternoon? 57 Slant skyward
58 2010 sci-fi film subtitled “Legacy’’
60 Trouble
64 Catering container 65 Color for the right eye of a pair of 3-D glasses
69 Only bird with calf muscles 70 Talking back 71 Graceful spins 72 Informal assents 73 Country singer Price 74 #
75 When doubled, 1934 Cole Porter comedy short 76 Absolutely dazzling 80 Book that’s rarely read cover-to- cover
81 Right, as a wrong 82 More N. S.F.W., maybe 85 Mimics
87 Vodka or gin
88 Low- dose pain reliever 90 Mass recitation 92 Symbol meaning “still typing’’
93 Tugboat sound 95 Dedicatee of the 1980 song “Woman’’ 97 Opposite of wide: Abbr. 99 Like slippers versus dress shoes
100 Milky gems
107 Muscly
108 Stumper question
110 Life form
111 Went like the dickens 112 Got rid of
114 German granny 116 Where the infant Moses was found 117 Cathedral recess
119 Maa, in 1995’s “Babe’’ 120 Ukr., e.g., once
122 Genre pioneered in 1950s-’60s Jamaica
123 U. S. overseas broadcaster 124 Unit of work
125 Food writer/ TV personality ____ Drummond