Building a Mississippi River pipeline is harebrained idea

The award for dumbest idea of the recall election goes to the rookie Democrat who proposed building a water pipeline from California to the Mississippi River. It’s nutty economically and politically.

“No one in their right mind would want to pay for it,” said Jay Lund, a civil engineering professor and co-director of the UC Davis Center for Watershed Sciences. “But this is a recall election. You have to expect some silly ideas that don’t make a lot of sense.”

The wacky proposal seems emblematic of the nonsensical recall effort itself — the notion of wasting $276 million in tax money on a special election because opportunistic Republicans want to oust the Democratic governor one year before his term expires and he must run for reelection anyway.

But, Lund said, “a drought always brings out quirky ideas.”

Quirky ideas like floating icebergs down from the Arctic. Or importing water from the Great Lakes in railroad tanker cars. Or building a pipeline to the Columbia River through Oregon and Washington.

YouTube star and Democratic political novice Kevin Paffrath proposed the Mississippi River pipeline last week during a debate among candidates seeking to replace Gov. Gavin Newsom if he’s recalled Sept. 14.

The other debaters were Republicans. Paffrath was invited — for the first time in the debate series — because he’s the highest-polling Democrat among 46 replacement candidates listed on the ballot.

Paffrath, 29, has never held elective office and is trying to start atop California’s political ladder. A Ventura County real estate investor, Paffrath has 1.7 million followers on his YouTube channel, which offers financial advice.

His financial advice on building interstate water pipelines, however, should be ignored.

“Now, this sounds outlandish, but we have a massive problem,” Paffrath said during the debate when asked what he’d do about the drought. “On day one, I will declare a state of emergency to begin the construction, as soon as feasibly possible, of a pipeline to the Mississippi River.”

If only it were that simple — as easy as moving a cursor around a computer screen.

Imagine the political turmoil of trying to build a major pipeline over 1,600 miles, through five states, hundreds of local government jurisdictions and private property. Much of it also over federal land, another political quagmire to navigate.

I can’t envision all those states and local entities giving up water and land and enduring construction headaches so California can fill swimming pools and irrigate nut orchards.

The big obstacle to pumping water more than halfway across the continent is the astronomical cost. There’s no fantasy Santa Claus who delivers water gifts to farmers, industrialists and homeowners. There’s only the concept of user pays: Customers pay for the water they use in monthly bills.

“If you wanted to bring in millions of acre-feet per year, it would probably cost hundreds of billions of dollars,” Lund said. “It would cost more than anybody would be willing to pay. We have better uses for that kind of money.

“It would be more expensive than desalinating seawater.”

Former San Diego Mayor Kevin Faulconer, a Republican candidate, laughed when I asked him about the pipeline.

“Unrealistic and crazy,” he said.

Faulconer, Paffrath and all the leading candidates pitch desalination, recycling, conservation, groundwater replenishment, and dams. They’re a bit wet on dams. Virtually every California river worth damming already has been. There’s a boatload of reservoirs — nearly 1,500. We’ve about run out of feasible locations. The state is riddled with earthquake faults after all.

There’s one sensible project being planned in Colusa County. It’s an offstream reservoir named Sites that would hold

1.8 million acre-feet of water siphoned off the Sacramento River.

If the Mississippi River made any sense, we’d have long ago been drinking its muddy waters.