Why it's time to rename the Colorado River
Why do we still call it the Colorado?
Sure, the river begins in the Colorado Rockies. But in law and practice, the waterway making headlines is clearly the California River. And the first provision of any deal to save the river should rename it accordingly.
This condition wouldn't be about Golden State pride. Instead, a name change would more accurately reflect the imperial role California plays in the movement of water, people and power in the American West.
Right now, the Grand Canyon-sized divide over how to reduce the amount of water drawn from the rapidly diminishing river is being portrayed as a dispute between states. On one side, six states that rely on California-nee-Colorado water — Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah and Wyoming — have come together to demand cuts in water use that would fall heaviest on California.
In response, California water officials have produced a plan emphasizing how our state's rights to the water are more senior than those of our Southwest neighbors. Their newly released plan would cut less from California's take, and more from Arizona and Nevada. In the Wild West of Water, this argument — We stole it first! We stole it fair and square! — is a strong legal position.
But such descriptions of the fight fail to capture the true dynamics of the situation — that California is less a state than an empire, and the six states challenging it over water are California colonies. California is by far the richest and most dynamic area in this half of North America. California has more residents and a bigger economy than all the other western states of the United States put together.
In recent generations, California, like other great empires through history, has grown so much that it has exported people, money and culture to nearby territories. California's investment has helped make the intermountain West the nation's fastest-growing region
Many of the greater West are native Californians, or immigrants who came through the Golden State. Nevada is the most Californian state; with nearly as many California natives (20%) as Nevada natives (25%), and more than 90% of its population living within 50 miles of the California border. But Californians have also provided sizable percentages of new residents to Utah, Colorado and Arizona, where 1 out of every 10 residents was born here.
Moving to the colonies is so common that the Orange County Register business columnist Jonathan Lansner often builds spreadsheets for his readers examining which of these colonies are doing best. (His latest advice? “Move to Colorado.”)
Are these transplanted Californians, and other residents of the California colonies, grateful for our largesse? Of course not. Colonists don't freely thank their emperors, which is why every so often, the Los Angeles Times or New York Times interviews some real estate agent in Phoenix or Las Vegas or Denver, who whines about how the California ex-pats are driving up housing prices.
Oh, you denizens of western deserts and mountains, please forgive us Californians for making you wealthier!
With water, our successful colonization policies create headaches for us. We seized the water of the Western wilderness to build the world's fourth-largest economy. But that wilderness is now full of former Californians and their communities, which now mercilessly seek a bigger share of the water.
“Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive,” Edward Gibbon observed in his classic, “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.”
Alas, the patently clear observation that Californians should keep the water because we do more things with it is not politically palatable in our colonies. Nor should we expect the president, from the tiny corporate tax haven of Delaware, to choose the grand needs of our great empire over the demands of those desert swing states, Arizona and Nevada.
Instead, we have little choice but to behave like wise empires, and do for our colonies what they won't do for themselves. “The price of greatness,” the imperialist Winston Churchill observed, “is responsibility.”
The Golden State needs a better, future-focused answer to the colonies' claims, especially with climate change drying up the Colorado and other rivers.
California must develop and finance a water plan not just for itself but for the West. This will mean more water recycling, more capture of stormwater, more desalination, and more water for ourselves and our colonies — so that our empire is no longer so dependent on that workhorse of a river.
All we'd ask in return is that everyone start calling our river by its proper name.