Kathy Griffin battles back
Kathy Griffin is a two-time Emmy- and Grammy-Award-winning comedian, television host, best-selling author and outspoken advocate. She is both revered and feared for her biting satire, unapologetic celebrity takedowns and off-the-cuff comedy style.
While you might know her from her comedy specials or film and TV appearances, you might have also caught her name in the headlines over the past couple of years. It’s been a tumultuous time for her, fraught with cancellation, cancer, addiction, divorce and a psychiatric hold. Most notably, she was considered a terror suspect by the U.S. government after she posted an infamous photo of her with what’s meant to look like Donald Trump’s severed head.
Now cancer-free and off the no-fly list, Griffin is returning to the stage for the first time in more than six years with her new standup tour “My Life On the PTSD-List.”
She’ll be performing locally at 8 p.m. April 19 at the Royal Oak Music Theatre, 318 W. 4th St.
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: Can you tell me a little about the concept behind this tour and what audiences can expect?
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: I was recently diagnosed with complex PTSD. I know that’s a trendy thing to say nowadays, but it’s real for me. I was treated like a terrorist by the former administration, put on the no-fly list and investigated by the DOJ. I was unable to work for six long years. Nobody would book me. I lost my mind! I became addicted to prescription pills. I tried to take my life. I was on a 5150 psych hold for three days, like a combination between Britney and Kanye combined.
I eventually got sober, but then I got lung cancer, even though I never smoked! I lost half of my left lung, so my voice is different now. I lost my voice metaphorically during the Trump scandal, but then I lost it literally. I wear this psycho headset microphone now, and it makes me feel like Janet Jackson. Also, I filed for divorce 84 days ago. Who the (expletive) gets divorced at my age? I’m having to start over at 63, and I want to be on the “Golden Bachelor.”
On the tour, I talk about that stuff, because people can relate to everything from the drug addiction to the cancer and divorce. I also just talk about situations that I get into. … I went to Paris Hilton’s birthday party, and I got a piggy back ride from Gigi Gorgeous. She dropped me on my tailbone, and when I fell back, you could see I didn’t have any underwear on, because I didn’t want a panty line! So, I tell stories like that, because I don’t give a (expletive). I’ve been through so much, that frankly, being dropped by a trans girl and having no underwear on is the least of my worries.
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: That Trump incident had a severe personal and professional impact. There’s no denying that it was unfortunate, but have you been able to find any silver linings? A : God, I really think I lost about a third of my audience permanently. I’ve always made fun of celebrities, and the people in the South thought that I was taking the piss out of Hollywood as an insider, and that’s why I did so well there. But those MAGA folks that turned on me, they ain’t never coming back. I truly believe they’re in a cult.
However, that incident put me in a very different group. It got me, dare I say, a little respect. I was just on MSNBC … and I had a profile in the New York Times. As traumatic as it was, that photo incident put me in with a lot of good smarties who saw I had something substantive to say. It connected me with people that are dealing with things that are not just Hollywood-focused, and I think it gives me the freedom to talk about other issues. For example, everywhere I go, I look up who the local representatives are. Believe it or not, I’ve met a ton of them since the Trump thing. I even went to the White House Correspondents Dinner, and I got in a lot of trouble there! I got to yell at everybody right to their face and I almost got kicked out. But I befriended cabinet members right in front of all that press, and all the Fox News reporters that (expletive) on me? They all wanted selfies for their (expletive) daughters.
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: You’ve spoken in the past about certain anxieties regarding aging out of Hollywood. Has that anxiety eased at all with this tour, or
have you gotten any rejuvenated confidence from it? A : I’ve gotten rejuvenated confidence because of the audiences. I know I should be independent and it should come from within and all that woo-woo bullsh*t, but let me tell you, I have a real relationship with my audience. People will come out to see me again and again because they know that every show is different. When I go to Napa, I’m going to make fun of you guys right to your faces. Yeah, you heard me! I’ll do my own research on whatever crazy (expletive) you guys are up to. I like to open shows with stuff like that, but then I don’t really know what I’m going to say next.
I do have some stories that I call “anchor stories” and those are just whatever situations I’ve just gotten
into. Like Paris’ birthday, where I thought I was gonna go and be among celebrities and feel like I was on the A-list, and instead, I ended up bottoms up on my tailbone without my underpants on! Or, I have this one story about going to Mexico on vacation with Sia, and everything on the trip went wrong. It was like Lucy and Ethel go to Mexico. Those stories have all the bells and whistles, and the good old-fashioned Kathy Griffin signature celebrity element. Q : You survived lung cancer, but you lost half a lung. Has that affected your delivery in any way? Did you get the new headset because it’s harder to speak now? A : Yeah, I have this new headset, and I’m a little self-conscious because I think sometimes now, the audiences can hear me inhale when I get excited. If that happens, I just kind of stop and make a joke about it, and the audiences have been completely forgiving. I can’t really do impressions the way I used to, though. Like, if I’m going to talk about Oprah and how she’s Ms. Ozempic now, I can’t go “oooOOZEMMPIIICC.” I can’t really sound like her anymore, but the audience gets it. They know I’m doing Oprah, and that headset microphone helps my voice carry.
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: Speaking of pipes, you’re a pop diva lover. You’ve expressed adoration for artists like Madonna and Celine Dion and Lady Gaga. What is it about these artists that you love so much?
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: I think the reason I become friends with a lot of these divas is because stand-up and music have this marriage, in that they’re both very sexiest industries. For example, I love seeing Taylor Swift. I may have made fun of her before, even though I’m terrified of the Swifties, but what I like about her is that she’s a change agent. I’ve never seen a female pop or rock star have her boyfriend go to her concerts, cheering her on.
I’m hoping this Taylor thing starts a change so that female artists can finally get their flowers because in stand-up, it’s never happened. You don’t hear guys thinking a female comic is sexy, and when I asked my guy friends who they would see at a comedy show, they all admitted “It wouldn’t occur to us to go see you or Chelsea Handler or Wanda Sykes. We’re going to go see Chris Rock or Dave Chappell.” My biggest challenge is getting people to move past the stigma that chicks aren’t funny. That stereotype still exists, and it’s just misogyny and sexism. There’s no other explanation, and I’m one of the people that wants to just go “Sorry, chicks are just as funny as guys!” I wish people would get over it, because the female comics I know are (expletive) funny.
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: I can see straight men feeling that way, but you’re widely adored by the queer community. It’s primarily gay men, though. Do you think you have the same connection with gay women?
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: Yes, I finally got the lesbians. I once interviewed lesbians, asking “Why don’t you love me as much as gay men?” They were like, “Because you don’t talk about stuff that really matters to us, you talk about Britney Spears and the Kardashians, and we don’t care about that.”
Now though, I’m a political lightning rod, and I’ve done so much work for the LGBTQ community. I think the lesbians have watched me fight for their rights. I’ve been involved in six lawsuits against MAGA people since the whole Trump incident. I’m in a lawsuit right now with the Tennessee Federal Court, because I was advocating for two trans kids who were harassed by a MAGA guy in a hotel lobby at their prom photoshoot. So, the lesbians know I am a real ally. I don’t just talk to talk. I’m in court. I’m at the marches. I’m doing everything I can, and I finally got them.
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: Your new political throne is definitely a change of scenery, but you’re quite literally changing scenery on your tour. You’re in recovery from your pill addiction. Are you also staying away from alcohol or are you going to do any wine girly activities while you’re there? A : Well, I’m not drinking myself. I’ve actually never had a drink in my life, which is ironic, because I became a prescription pill junkie. I thought I couldn’t become a junkie because I’ve never had a drink. Anyways, my mother, may she rest in heaven, or hell maybe, I don’t know. I’m hoping it’s heaven! She loved her boxed wine, and her favorite wine was two buck chuck. I don’t know if they make those anymore, but they surely make them in heaven.