8:00 P.M. WFOR-4 WPEC-12 Two and a Half Men Alan wants a date with Lynda Carter. (CC) WPLG-10 WPBF-25 Castle A pop star is found dead in an alley. (CC) WXEL-42 Shelter Me: Second Chances Juveniles connect with shelter dogs. (CC) WAMI-69 › “U.S. Seals II: The Ultimate Force” (2001) A&E Flipping Vegas Nasty surprises await in a filthy condo. (CC) BET Celebration of Gospel 2014 Gospel artists including Yolanda Adams. (CC) CNN Chicagoland Principal Dozier fears brewing gang war. DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier Finishing summer projects. (CC) E! Total Divas Summer Rae flirts with Daniel Bryan. FOOD Chopped First round, scallops. HBO2 VICE Tracing the origin of terrorist plots. (CC) HGTV Property Brothers Newlyweds buy their first home together. (CC) HIST Pawn Stars A Sharps buffalo rifle from the 1870s. (CC) NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat encounter problems. (CC) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Lucrezia looks to form new alliances. (CC) TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A twohour orgasm won’t stop. (CC) TRAV Nether World The dead under the streets. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers Settling senseless debates in the mall.
diver 8:30 P.M. WFOR-4 WPEC-12 Friends With Better Lives Jules meets the man of her dreams. (CC) HBO2 Silicon Valley Richard dreams of making it big. (CC) HIST Pawn Stars A Smith carbine from the Civil War. (CC) NICK The Haunted Hathaways Miles’ friend worries about moving. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers The guys debut uninspiring inventions. 9:00 P.M. WPBT-2 ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) WXEL-42 Israel: The Royal Tour Benjamin Netanyahu, prime minister. (CC) WSCV-51 ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) A&E Flipping Vegas Amateur flipper leaves unfinished work. (CC) APL Too Cute! Turkish Van needs help from a dog. CMTV Guntucky Payton has an idea to get new customers. CNBC The Suze Orman Show Deferring taxes now. (CC) CNN Death Row Stories Detective tries to exonerate fellow cop. DSC Timber Kings Joel assembles a millionaire’s house. (CC) FOOD Chopped Plain vanilla; a crispy ingredient. HGTV Property Brothers A tiny condo and a baby on the way. (CC) HIST Pawn Stars A toilet seat from a NASA space shuttle. (CC) NICK The Thundermans Phoebe is caught using telekinesis. (CC) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Leonardo sails the ocean without maps. (CC) TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. Date night leads to a secluded pasture. (CC) TRAV Ghost Adventures The haunted St. James Hotel. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers “Wheel of Doom”; dental assistants. 9:30 P.M. HIST Pawn Stars A ball signed by Walter Payton. (CC) NICK Instant Mom Aaron brings his class rabbit home. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers Giving palm readings and manicures. 10:00 P.M. WXEL-42 Skokie: Invaded but Not Conquered Attempted neoNazi March Skokie, Ill. (CC) WPXP-67 The Listener Toby becomes a hostage in a bank heist. (CC) WAMI-69 › “China Strike Force” (2000) A&E Flipping Vegas Scott purchases a deteriorating house. (CC) APL My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks One-eyed Pip torments Red; Autumn pees. CMTV FNA USA A countdown of why America is the best country. CNBC Buried Treasure A family hoping to avoid foreclosure. (CC) CNN Death Row Stories Philadelphia lawyers learn new rules. DIS Lab Rats The Lab Rats try to rescue Dr. Evans. (CC) DSC Timber Kings Peter’s boss follows him to Scotland. (CC) FOOD Chopped Super salty veggie and seafood. HIST Pawn Stars A jacket from the first-ever Pro Bowl. (CC) TLC Outrageous 911 A mother’s fast food made wrong. (CC) TRAV The Dead Files The murder of a famous gunslinger. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers Etiquette with strangers in the park. 10:05 P.M. STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Leonardo sails the ocean without maps. (CC) 10:15 P.M. HBO Game of Thrones
Tyrion welcomes a guest. (CC) 10:30 P.M. DIS Kickin’ It Rudy recruits a prized female student. (CC) TRUTV Impractical Jokers Online dating with humiliating profiles. 10:31 P.M. HIST Pawn Stars A fully
restored 1960s VW Samba. (CC) 10:45 P.M. HBO2 Making: Silicon Valley Mike Judge’s new comedy series. (CC) SHO MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi Stories of the Libyan dictator. 11:00 P.M. WTCE-21 ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) WPXP-67 The Listener Toby’s first official investigation. (CC) CNBC Buried Treasure A family with a large art collection. (CC) CNN Chicagoland Principal Dozier fears brewing gang war. COM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Tosh unleashes his unique point of view. (CC) DIS Dog With a Blog Ellen wants to bond with Stan. (CC) DSC Epic Homes A house underground; a glass bathroom. (CC) E! Fashion Police Christina Milian; Wayne Brady. FOOD Restaurant: Impossible Caseyville Café in Caseyville, Ill.
2003 HBO2 Veep Selina courts voters at a book signing. (CC) HGTV House Hunters A house with a family-friendly layout. (CC) TBS Deal With It Converted and Déjà Vu. TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A twohour orgasm won’t stop. (CC) TRAV The Dead Files: Q&A Mustsee moments from memorable cases. (CC) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking Bad working days caught on tape. 11:01 P.M. A&E Flipping Vegas A home is overwhelmed by canine stink. (CC) 11:02 P.M. HIST Pawn Stars
Lamborghini Murcielago. (CC) 11:10 P.M. STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Leonardo sails the ocean without maps. (CC) 11:29 P.M. WPTV-5 WTVJ-6 Saturday Night Live Host Seth Rogen; Ed Sheeran performs. (N) (CC) 11:30 P.M. WSVN-7 Animation Domination High-Def “Golan the Insatiable”; “Axe Cop.” (CC) AMC TURN A Long Island farmer is recruited. (CC) DIS Good Luck Charlie Charlie watches a special video. (CC) HBO2 Silicon Valley Richard dreams of making it big. (CC) HGTV House Hunters International A vacation home in Aruba. (CC) UNI Noticiero Univisión: Fin de Semana Noticias de nuestro mundo. (SS) 11:31 P.M. USA Chrisley Knows Best Todd confiscates electronic devices. (CC)