Nix the nosy, rude questions
AmyAlkon
Question: I recently started dating this new girl. I asked her whether her lips and boobs are real (and it turns out they are). However, I did call her out on having a nose job. She admitted it but seemed kind of upset. It’s the truth. And she’s beautiful, however she got that way. What’s the problem? — Just Curious
Answer: At least you didn’t hold her up to the light like a hundred-dollar bill to look for the hologram.
The fact that you have a thought is not reason enough to let it out to roam the streets, exposing itself to the ladies. At the root of manners is empathy. So before speaking to someone — especially someone you’re dating — ask yourself, “Gee, wonder whether she’ll feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I point to her boobs and ask, ‘Yours or cubic zirconia?’”
The reality is, people often spin the truth to present themselves in a better light, just as businesses do. However, evolutionary psychology research by William Tooke and Lori Camire finds that men and women tend to fudge their presentation in different ways. Because women evolved to prioritize men with the ability to “provide,” men are far more likely than women to be deceptive about their finances.
On the flip side, because men evolved to pri- oritize physical attractiveness in women, women are most likely to be deceptive about their looks (those factory installed by the assembly line boss known as Mother Nature). That’s why women are extremely sensitive about a man parsing their appearance — as men are when a woman sizes up their finances and position. So, for the future, keep in mind that there’s a reason the term is “beauty secrets” and not “beauty announcements.” To reset the balance — so she isn’t insecure about your feelings regarding her appearance — get in the habit of saying something nice about what she’s wearing and if she looks particularly sparkly some night.