Some answers to your burning questions
From time to time
I like to open up the communication wavelengths and answer some reader questions.
I would like to state that none of the questions here were actually asked. The answers are not to be taken seriously, nor used as the basis for a new religion.
Q — If Tom Brady fought Patrick Mahomes who would win?
A — I think a better question is how would humanity survive such a battle?
This is an epic world-crushing, cataclysmic confrontation that occurs only in the world of anime. And we all know how scary anime is.
Q — Will Donald Trump run in 2024?
A — From what?
Q — 2x + 3 (2y/3) = 12
Solve for y.
A — Why?
Q — Who was the shooter on the grassy knoll? A — This is a common misconception. There was no shooter on the grassy knoll, it was a catcher in the rye and that was Holden Caulfield.
Q — Could you have made a more obscure literary joke?
A — Not sure. Why don't we find out?
Q — Do you believe in Big Foot?
A — Do I have to buy him shoes?
Q — If a train leaves Cleveland headed towards Los Angeles at 9:45 a.m. traveling 75 miles per hour and another train leaves New Orleans headed to Seattle at 2 p.m. traveling at 80 miles an hour what do you want for lunch?
A — I don't know. What do you want?
Wow. These questions are SO easy. I wonder where they came from?
Q — What is really kept at Area 51?
A — Why do you want to know?
Q — Is Elvis really dead?
A — Did Moriarty die at Reichenbach Falls?
Q — Do you think maybe this counts as more obscure than Holden Caulfield?
A — I don't know...you think?
Q — Is it true that Field Marshall Erwin Rommel wrote a newly discovered autobiography of his time in Egypt?
A — What does the "Dessert Fox" say?
Q — Does that qualify as a very obscure and rare history/pop culture reference?
A — What does THE Fox say? Duh.
Q — Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
A — What do I look like? A cop?
Q — I've heard you are a good guy. Is that true? A — What is your sample group to compare with? A group of serial killers or a group of normal bad people?
Q — You realize you just answered every question with a question, right?
A — You really think so?