Florence, Steinert among predicted winners
With our high school football prognostictor back in fine form after going 19-5 last week, teams projected to win tonight include Florence and Notre Dame.
FRIDAY
FLORENCE
at
Robbinsville:
Mitt Romney runs for his life after saying 47 percent of Florence fans don’t pay their taxes.
Northern Burlington at WEST WINDSOR SOUTH:
Chris Christie ends up in hospital after being mistaken for a tackling dummy.
Hightstown at NOTRE DAME:
Bad
blood
all around when Hightstown Friday Afternoon Club member Jack Dunn attempts hostile takeover of Chappy Moore’s multi-million dollar sunglass industry.
Hopewell Valley ALLENTOWN:
at
This may be the best Redbird team ever.
Council Rock South at PENNSBURY:
Word is Shawn Neely missed last week’s game because he was out of town fine-tuning Ohio State’s defense.
NESHAMINY at Truman:
Redskins assistant coach should stop yelling at other team’s players on kickoff returns.
Bensalem at Abington: Kevin Kelly takes Tiny Tim to the coaching cleaners.
William at COUNCIL NORTH: Tennent
ROCK
Indians need Jim “Gator” Applegate back in the press box.
Burlington City CINNAMINSON:
at
College scouts drooling over Xavier Wilson.
DELRAN at Palmyra:
Only a matter of time until Dennis “The Menace” Smith becomes South Jersey’s alltime winningest wrestling coach.
HOLY CROSS at New Egypt:
They’ll be crying in their beer at the Outpost.
Wildwood at MAPLE SHADE:
Shaders can make playoff reservations.
Cherry Hill East MOORESTOWN:
at
Quakers may be the best Group IV team in the state.
Pemberton at DEPTFORD:
Strength of schedule shows here.
Rancocas EASTERN
CAMDEN at Willingboro:
CLAYTON
Valley
See above.
See above II.
at
at
Riverside:
Watch Tower clock strikes midnight early.
SATURDAY
Trenton
at
STEINERT:
Mike “Dockers” Gilbert miffed he went from No. 2 to No. 3 man at Park Place.
Ewing at LAWRENCE:
Cardinals have played quality teams tough.
West Windsor North at NOTTINGHAM:
Rocco “The Polar” Bear coming out of mothballs.
Hamilton
at
Princeton:
Game delayed when Princeton’s Occupy Wall Street branch takes over football field.
Morrisville CHURCH:
at NEW
Ivan “The Guru” Colon will win Mo’ville School Board election in a landslide.
Archbishop Carroll at CONWELL-EGAN:
These Eagles are playing a lot better than their mouthy namesakes at The Linc.
PENN CHARTER Peddie:
at
Atlanta Falcons’ Matt Ryan went to Penn Charter; rapper Chingo Bling went to Peddie.
Pennington
at
LAWRENCEVILLE:
Slow week for All-Prep Laundry Service as Big Red players barely get their uniforms dirty.
(19-5) .791 (59-24) .710
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