The Trentonian (Trenton, NJ)

Florence, Steinert among predicted winners

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With our high school football prognostic­tor back in fine form after going 19-5 last week, teams projected to win tonight include Florence and Notre Dame.

FRIDAY

FLORENCE

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Robbinsvil­le:

Mitt Romney runs for his life after saying 47 percent of Florence fans don’t pay their taxes.

Northern Burlington at WEST WINDSOR SOUTH:

Chris Christie ends up in hospital after being mistaken for a tackling dummy.

Hightstown at NOTRE DAME:

Bad

blood

all around when Hightstown Friday Afternoon Club member Jack Dunn attempts hostile takeover of Chappy Moore’s multi-million dollar sunglass industry.

Hopewell Valley ALLENTOWN:

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This may be the best Redbird team ever.

Council Rock South at PENNSBURY:

Word is Shawn Neely missed last week’s game because he was out of town fine-tuning Ohio State’s defense.

NESHAMINY at Truman:

Redskins assistant coach should stop yelling at other team’s players on kickoff returns.

Bensalem at Abington: Kevin Kelly takes Tiny Tim to the coaching cleaners.

William at COUNCIL NORTH: Tennent

ROCK

Indians need Jim “Gator” Applegate back in the press box.

Burlington City CINNAMINSO­N:

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College scouts drooling over Xavier Wilson.

DELRAN at Palmyra:

Only a matter of time until Dennis “The Menace” Smith becomes South Jersey’s alltime winningest wrestling coach.

HOLY CROSS at New Egypt:

They’ll be crying in their beer at the Outpost.

Wildwood at MAPLE SHADE:

Shaders can make playoff reservatio­ns.

Cherry Hill East MOORESTOWN:

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Quakers may be the best Group IV team in the state.

Pemberton at DEPTFORD:

Strength of schedule shows here.

Rancocas EASTERN

CAMDEN at Willingbor­o:

CLAYTON

Valley

See above.

See above II.

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Riverside:

Watch Tower clock strikes midnight early.

SATURDAY

Trenton

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STEINERT:

Mike “Dockers” Gilbert miffed he went from No. 2 to No. 3 man at Park Place.

Ewing at LAWRENCE:

Cardinals have played quality teams tough.

West Windsor North at NOTTINGHAM:

Rocco “The Polar” Bear coming out of mothballs.

Hamilton

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Princeton:

Game delayed when Princeton’s Occupy Wall Street branch takes over football field.

Morrisvill­e CHURCH:

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Ivan “The Guru” Colon will win Mo’ville School Board election in a landslide.

Archbishop Carroll at CONWELL-EGAN:

These Eagles are playing a lot better than their mouthy namesakes at The Linc.

PENN CHARTER Peddie:

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Atlanta Falcons’ Matt Ryan went to Penn Charter; rapper Chingo Bling went to Peddie.

Pennington

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LAWRENCEVI­LLE:

Slow week for All-Prep Laundry Service as Big Red players barely get their uniforms dirty.

(19-5) .791 (59-24) .710

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