PROGNOSTICATOR: MEDIOCRE WEEK NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Coming off a mediocre 24-8 showing, your high school football prognosticator is looking to once again step it up this week. Projected winners tonight include Ewing and Burlington Township.
FRIDAY HOPEWELL VALLEY at Notre Dame: Northern Burlington at ALLENTOWN: Coaching genius of Jule Dolci keeps game from getting out of hand. Nottingham at EWING: Should be a classic as even “Classy” Brian Cassidy is flying up with his Florida posse to watch the showdown. LAWRENCE at Hightstown: Lawrence athletic secretary Cindy Dunn causes trouble at home as she petitions to ban the vaunted Friday Afternoon Club from game Princeton at WEST WINDSOR NORTH: Princeton just hasn’t been the same since they closed Andy’s Tavern. Robbinsville at BORDENTOWN: What Scotties really want is a piece of the Ravens’ softball team. Maple Shade at BURLINGTON CITY: Burls benefit from tough competition in first two weeks. BURLINGTON TOWNSHIP at Lenape: Remember Russ “The Magnificent” Minuto? WILLINGBORO at Delran: Is it true they are going to hold a future Ryder Cup at the Rancocas Valley Golf Club in Willingboro? CINNNAMINSON at Holy Cross: Pirates haven’t had a losing season in eight years. NEW EGYPT at Palmyra: Will seem like a night at the New Egypt Raceway. PLEASANTVILLE at Riverside: Does Tobey Maguire play quarterback for Pleasantville? Bensalem at CENTRAL BUCKS WEST: There will never be a program again like the old C.B. West juggernaut. New Hope at BRISTOL: Talk about a culture clash. Council Rock South at ABINGTON: Is it true Tiny Tim is now working in the refreshment stand? Morrisville at VALLEY FORGE: Cadets threatened with KP duty if they lose to Dawgs, NESHAMINY at Truman: Steve Given won’t issue an upset alert tonight.
SATURDAY HAMILTON at West Windsor South: Joy of beating Notre Dame muted for Tom Hoglen after Sam Bradford, of all people, beat his Packers on national TV. Steinert at PEMBERTON: Spartans suffer food poisoning after digesting pregame breakfast prepared by suddenly slumping Brian “The Chef” Giallella. RANCOCAS VALLEY at Trenton: World-renowned trainer Poppy Sanderson will be busy in this game. Morristown-Beard at PENNINGTON: After playing Hill, this will seem easy. HUN at Capital Prep: Don’t know a thing about Capital Prep, but do know about Todd Smith. CHOATE ROSEMARY HALL at Lawrenceville: Wallingford gang usually wins this game. Schuykill Valley at CONWELL-EGAN: Hicks from the sticks are going to get a spanking. PENNSBURY at Council Rock North: If you look at the big picture, Falcons are right on schedule. Last Week: (24-8) .711 Season: (62-14) .810