The Trentonian (Trenton, NJ)

Christie would host ‘Press Your Luck’

- L.A. Parker Columnist L.A. Parker is a Trentonian columnist. Reach him at laparker@trentonian.com. Follow on Twitter @laparker6.

Bridget Kelly, a former aide to Gov. Chris Christie on trial in the George Washington Bridge-gate trial, described this September 2013 incident with her ex-boss.

“He had a water bottle in his hand and he said ‘What the f**k do you think I am? A f**king game show host.”

The gift that keeps on giving. Thank you, Gov. Christie.

Oh, that silly Whammy gremlin, Bridget Kelly, busting the Christie myth that he knew nothing about GWB lane closures.

Raise your hand if you miss “Press Your Luck” overseen by that f**king game show host, Peter Tomarken.

No whammies. No whammies. No whammies. Annnnnnd.., Stop! Boss abuse is no joking matter when egregious power intends physical harm.

Attempts at emotional punishment delivers debilitati­ng results, too. However, knowing Christie’s in your face public behavior, one can only imagine the temper tantrums exhibited in office space and household dinner tables.

Hard to believe that many people voiced adoration for this political pal a palo os aputz Christie, even alleged he held presidenti­al DNA.

Doctors allegedly slapped Christie right after birth for lying. So much for corporal punishment as a deterrent.

Come on. If Donald Trump discarded Christie as a vice-president running mate for that “Naked Gun” guy then the New Jersey governor ranks way down the $10,000 Pyramid.

F***ing game show host? For the love of Chuck Barris will someone push for a comeback of The Gong Show and yank Christie off stage.

Chris Christie’s approval rating dipped to 21 percent which means resurrecti­on of his political career seems tougher than the final Jeopardy question. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, ......... Gov. Christie could always land a host position on Fox News’ game shows, maybe along side that blonde anchor with blood coming out of her everywhere.

Christie could hurl water bottles toward Megyn Kelly as she delivered the news.

No whammies. No whammies. No whammies.

Annnnnnnnn­d, stop!

 ?? ASSOCIATED PRESS FILE PHOTO — MEL EVANS ?? Gov. Chris Christie’s former Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Anne Kelly, center, leaves Martin Luther King Jr. Courthouse after a hearing, in Newark, N.J.
ASSOCIATED PRESS FILE PHOTO — MEL EVANS Gov. Chris Christie’s former Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Anne Kelly, center, leaves Martin Luther King Jr. Courthouse after a hearing, in Newark, N.J.
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