SU­PER QUIZ

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Take this Su­per Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each cor­rect an­swer on the Fresh­man Level, 2 points on the Grad­u­ate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. Level.

Sub­ject: MOMISMS

Use one word to com­plete the pop­u­lar moth­erly ad­vice. (e.g., Money doesn’t grow on _____. An­swer: Trees.)

FRESH­MAN LEVEL

1. Be care­ful or you’ll put your ___ out. An­swer________

2. Close that door! Were you born in a ____? An­swer________

3. Just wait till your ____ gets home. An­swer________

GRAD­U­ATE LEVEL

4. Be­cause I’m your ____; that’s why. An­swer________

5. You’d lose your _____ if it wasn’t screwed on! An­swer________

6. This is why we can’t have ____ things. An­swer________

PH.D. LEVEL

7. Get that thing out of your ____! An­swer________

8. I’ll give you some­thing to ____ about. An­swer________

9. What’s ____ with you? An­swer________

SCOR­ING:

18 points – con­grat­u­la­tions, doc­tor; 15 to 17 points – hon­ors grad­u­ate; 10 to 14 points – you’re plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points – you re­ally should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points – en­roll in re­me­dial cour­ses im­me­di­ately; 0 points – who reads the ques­tions to you?

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