The Cool Kids / 8:30pm (5) Hank and Margaret (David Alan Grier, Vicki Lawrence) have their hearts set on winning a new oversize flat-screen TV that’s the grand prize in a cornhole competition, so they’re sorely disappointed when it goes to some other residents instead. After they find out the winners actually cheated, however, Charlie (Martin Mull) helps them mastermind a “TV Heist” that involves breaking into Allison’s (guest star Artemis Pebdani) office after locking her in the sauna with Sid (Leslie Jordan).
Midnight, Texas / 9:00pm (4) With critical hours slipping by, Fiji and Manfred (Parisa Fitz-Henley, Francois Arnaud) mount a desperate effort to discover who or — given that we’re talking about this creepy little town — what is trying to kill Bobo (Dylan Bruce) in a new episode called “To Witch Hell and Back.”
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives / 9:00pm (Food Net) 12:00am (Food Net) Host Guy Fieri shifts gears into full-blown carnivore mode for “Meaty Mashup,” which takes him to Little Rock, Ark., where an eatery that used to be a gas station is now pumping bison into a burrito, along with cornmeal waffles piled high with pork. A Vietnamese joint in Santa Rosa, Calif., specializes in fantastic pho from the home country, but also offers succulent barbecue pork.
Room 104 / 11:30pm (HBO) 2:00am (HBO) Season 2 of this anthology series from sibling creators Mark and Jay Duplass premieres tonight with two back-to-back episodes, a format that will continue on subsequent Fridays. In the first, “FOMO” (an acronym for “fear of missing out”), Charlyne Yi (“House”) stars as Grace, whose close friends Matty and Tanya (Tom Lenk, Pia Shah) take her on a trip to celebrate her 30th birthday. They’re surprised when her sister, Karen (Jennifer Lafleur), shows up uninvited.