Bad week for:

when an Arizona couple about to close on their $1.7 million dream home pulled out of the deal after learning it had been used as a film set for the porn website “Wifey’s World.” “I just can’t make Thanksgiving dinner on counters where a porn star has been lounging around,” said almost-buyer Linda Fein.

after a Florida woman allegedly told police that, yes, the bag of marijuana in her purse did belong to her, but that the bag of cocaine did not. “It’s a windy day,” protested Kennecia Posey, 26. “It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

after Chicago officials proceeded with plans to build a new school on the grounds of an old poorhouse and insane asylum, where some 38,000 people were buried in unmarked graves. “It’s a spooky, scary place,” said researcher Barry Fleig. “There have been bodies found all over the place.”