Bad week for:

after President Trump appeared not to know the words to “God Bless America” at his hastily organized patriotic rally on the White House lawn. After singing the initial few words, Trump fell silent, bobbing his head. He resumed singing only when the words were “God Bless America.”

after a dancing FBI agent did a backflip in a Denver bar, dropped his gun, and accidentally discharged it when he picked it up, shooting another patron in the leg.

after a Florida woman arrested for DUI demanded police release her on the grounds that “Jesus drank wine and so did I.” Nicole Mintner, 45, later confessed to having also taken Xanax, an anti-anxiety medication not mentioned in the Bible.