Bad week for:

Getting a text from your husband, with new regulations in Saudi Arabia requiring husbands to alert their wives by text message if they decide to divorce them. This ends the “secret divorce,” whereby men can end their marriages without the wives’ knowledge. Rep. Frederica Wilson, who still can’t wear her trademark sequined cowboy hats in the House of Representatives, despite a rule change allowing lawmakers to wear hats for religious reasons. Defying age, after the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency announced that 90-year-old cyclist Carl Grove of Indiana has failed a drug test and will be stripped of the senior medal he won last July at the U.S. Masters Track National Championships. Grove insists that any banned substances entered his body through “contaminated meat.”