Contest

A three-day festival will take place in upstate New York this summer to mark the 50th anniversary of Woodstock. If a classic rock band were to write a song about gray-haired, arthritic hippies trying to survive a nostalgia-driven music festival, what could the track be titled?

President Trump welcomed the New Year with an all-caps tweet urging anxious Americans to “JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE.” If a theme park were to design a roller coaster based on national politics in 2019, what name could it give the ride?

Only I Matterhorn

Marlon Durham, San Antonio

The Polarizing Express

Anthony Scola, Philadelphia

The Heartland-vs.-Coaster

Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.

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Submissions should be emailed to contest @theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Festival survivors” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan. 15. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek .com/puzzles on Friday, Jan. 18. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.