Bad week for:

Pet adoption, after a Tennessee woman rescued what she thought was a stray kitten, only to be informed by neighbors that it was a young bobcat. “I was going to go home from dinner, give her a bath, put her in the bed with me,” said Jill Hicks. “When we decided she was a bobcat, I was like, ‘I probably better not do all of that.’” Keeping your eyes on the road, after a digital billboard along I-75 in Michigan started broadcasting hard-core pornography. “I was just looking up at it and I was like, ‘Huh, oh, wow. That’s porn,’” said driver Chuck McMahon. Police are investigating. Playing God, with expressions of regret from Wally Conron, the inventor of the “labradoodle” mixed dog breed. Citing the labradoodle’s mercurial behavior, and the craze the pooch sparked for “creative” breeding, Conron said he’d “opened a Pandora’s box.”