Good week for:

Stealth, after a group of unknown intruders, working under cover of darkness, slipped like ninjas into a popular ninja museum in Iga City, Japan, cracked the safe, and made off with more than a million yen ($9,470). “It was a three-minute job,” said an impressed ninja-museum official.

Omens, with a warning from NASA that a small asteroid, 2018VP1, may hit Earth on Nov. 2, the day before the U.S. presidential election. Fortunately, the asteroid is less than 7 feet across, meaning it will likely burn up in the atmosphere.

Watery beer, after a California man saved his workshop from the wildfires by pouring his supply of Bud Light on the flames until firefighters arrived. “My buddies all tease me about drinking waterbeer,” said Chad Little, but “I say, ‘Hey, saved my shop.’”