Bad week for:

CNN’s credibility, after network boss Jeff Zucker ordered anchor Chris Cuomo to make an on-air apology rather than face discipline for participating in “strategy sessions” to help his brother, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, combat sexual-assault allegations. Chris Cuomo told viewers it “will never happen again.” Hermit Kingdom hipsters, after Kim Jong Un banned North Korean men from wearing skinny jeans. In reporting the ban, the state newspaper warned men against adopting “decadent” Western clothes and reminded them there are only 15 “approved hairstyles.” Anthony Bouchard, a Wyoming state senator challenging Rep. Liz Cheney for her House seat, after he confirmed that he impregnated a 14-year-old girl when he was 18. “She was a little younger than me,” Bouchard said, “so it’s like the Romeo and Juliet story.”