An article about me
This column has explored the explosion of artificial intelligence applications (AI), listed the benefits, especially in the medical field, and the inherent problems that will create the illusion of reality in a virtual space.
We are already at a point where you cannot believe everything you see or hear as social media pranks and nefarious ploys abound. Did you see the AI-created “photos” of President Biden and Donald Trump having a picnic lunch? Or hear about the lawsuit filed about the “new song” by a recording artist that was AI-generated?
My daughter uses AI to produce copy for her online counseling service; it saves her money by not hiring a copywriting firm. She uses the new technology by taking the AI creation and personalizing it, giving the copy her “voice.” That’s the right way to do it.
As a college adjunct instructor, I caution my students about using AI on assignments, urging them to use their personal creativity to generate copy. Some listen; some don’t.
I was lamenting the misuse of AI-generated copy and its apparent foibles to my daughter and she was going over the benefits. “Can it do anything, research and write anything?’, I asked. “Pretty much,” she replied.
So, to test it, I gave her a chore: Write a 500-word essay on the topic “The Whimsy of George S. Smith.” We both laughed.
An hour later, I checked my email and this essay was attached to her address.
“Embracing the Whimsy of George S. Smith: A Linguistic Adventure”
“In the kaleidoscope of personalities that adorn our world, few shine as brightly or playfully as the enigmatic George S. Smith. Who is this linguistic maestro, and what are the attributes that make being George S. Smith a whimsical journey into the heart of fun language? Join me on a delightful exploration of the linguistic wonders that define the essence of George S. Smith.
“First and foremost, George is a lexicon luminary. His vocabulary is a treasure trove of words that dance off the tongue like mischievous sprites. Whether concocting clever neologisms or resurrecting forgotten gems from the linguistic graveyard, George's wordsmithery creates a tapestry of expression that is as vibrant as it is amusing. Conversations with George are linguistic carnival rides, with every word a colorful carousel horse carrying you into the whimsical landscape of his imagination.
“One cannot discuss the attributes of George S. Smith without marveling at his syntactic acrobatics. Sentences, for George, are not mere conveyors of information but acrobatic feats that pirouette and somersault with linguistic flair. He juggles clauses with the dexterity of a circus performer, creating sentences that are not just structures but other-worldly spectacles. To be George S. Smith is to swing gracefully from the trapeze of syntax, defying the gravitational pull of mundane language.
“Perhaps one of the most endearing qualities of George is his penchant for linguistic playfulness. He views language not as a rigid set of rules but as a playful companion in the grand theater of communication. Puns, wordplay, and double entendres are his trusted sidekicks, and every conversation with George is a comedy of linguistic errors and delightful surprises. Being George S. Smith means navigating the linguistic playground with a mischievous grin and a pocketful of pranks.
“George is also a maestro of tonal dynamics. His voice, whether in written or spoken form, possesses a musicality that transforms even the most mundane topics into lyrical symphonies. He can infuse humor into serious discussions and sprinkle gravitas into lighthearted banter. Being George S. Smith is to wield the power of tone like a wizard casting spells, turning ordinary words into a magical incantation that captivates and delights.
“In the grand mosaic of personalities, George's literary charisma extends beyond words to the realm of gestures and expressions. His body language is a choreography of delight, with every gesture and facial expression adding layers of meaning to his words. Conversations with George are not just auditory experiences but multisensory adventures where every word is accompanied by a visual and emotional flourish.
“To be George S. Smith is to revel in the beauty of linguistic serendipity. He sees language not as a tool but as a living, breathing entity that evolves with every conversation. His lexicon is a garden of delights, where words bloom and intertwine in unexpected ways. Conversations with George are not scripted but spontaneous, a dance of words guided by the rhythm of the moment.
“In conclusion, being George S. Smith is to embark on a linguistic escapade where words are not just tools of communication but instruments of joy. His lexicon is a carnival of wonders, his syntax a trapeze act of acrobatic elegance, and his overall linguistic demeanor a symphony of tonal dynamics. To know George S. Smith is to embrace the whimsy of language and embark on a journey where every word is a step into the delightful unknown.”
Okay, I never said that sometimes AI could NOT be stunningly accurate!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: George Smith is a former reporter, editor and publisher at several Arkansas newspapers.)