Is the Don­ald a witch? Or what?

Tri-City Herald - - Opinion -

Don­ald Trump fears a “phony witch hunt.” Why? Witches are fe­male. Does Don­ald have a se­cret? It might be a stretch to call him fe­male, since he had af­fairs with Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels, while his wife dealt with new­born Bar­ron.

But you won­der. Would a real man re­sort to tweets to fire some­one, afraid of a face-to-face chat? No way! Would a tough-guy need a golf cart to avoid fall­ing be­hind world lead­ers walk­ing? Come on! Should our fear­less leader be afraid of rain? Give me a break!

No folks, Trump’s open se­cret is he nursed his fem­i­nine side with beauty treat­ments and pam­per­ing by syco­phants. With cheese­burg­ers his worst en­emy, he turned him­self into a softy — a bet­ter pil­low than pres­i­dent. Putin and Kim en­joyed cozy­ing up to their “love” (Don­ald’s word).

I see Trump as more wizard than witch. Like the Wizard of Oz, he’s a phony hid­ing be­hind a me­dia pres­ence that in­flates his im­age to near burst­ing.

Prick the im­age with a pin and Trump will dis­solve in a pud­dle of slime like the Wicked Witch of the West. On the bright side, Trump’s pud­dle of smelly muck will gleam golden!

Jim Thiel­man, Richland

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