Is the Donald a witch? Or what?
Donald Trump fears a “phony witch hunt.” Why? Witches are female. Does Donald have a secret? It might be a stretch to call him female, since he had affairs with Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels, while his wife dealt with newborn Barron.
But you wonder. Would a real man resort to tweets to fire someone, afraid of a face-to-face chat? No way! Would a tough-guy need a golf cart to avoid falling behind world leaders walking? Come on! Should our fearless leader be afraid of rain? Give me a break!
No folks, Trump’s open secret is he nursed his feminine side with beauty treatments and pampering by sycophants. With cheeseburgers his worst enemy, he turned himself into a softy — a better pillow than president. Putin and Kim enjoyed cozying up to their “love” (Donald’s word).
I see Trump as more wizard than witch. Like the Wizard of Oz, he’s a phony hiding behind a media presence that inflates his image to near bursting.
Prick the image with a pin and Trump will dissolve in a puddle of slime like the Wicked Witch of the West. On the bright side, Trump’s puddle of smelly muck will gleam golden!
Jim Thielman, Richland